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Arrionso wrote on 2010-05-07 22:24
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.
Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
Lord Jesus Christ hit by car - msnbc.com
:!!:
Yes...this is real and now we're going to hell.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-07 22:27
A. Fake ID
B. His parents are fked up.
C. He came to save us from 2012.
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Osayidan wrote on 2010-05-07 22:32
He probably changed his name D:
Even tree hugging hippies who name their kids "star" wouldn't include the word lord and christ in a kid's name. Unless he got lord from England somehow.
Also jesus in itself isn't that uncomon in mexico/spain/brazil, maybe even portugal.
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BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-07 23:20
Quote from Chocklitshop;30756:
A. Fake ID
B. His parents are fked up.
C. He came to save us from 2012.
nah
it's legal
the world's not gonna end in 2012 stupid
it's gonna end on december 31, 2010
because that's when the cat's calendar ends
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Kazuni wrote on 2010-05-07 23:31
Lolfail.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-07 23:31
Quote from BobYoMeowMeow;30819:
nah
it's legal
the world's not gonna end in 2012 stupid
it's gonna end on december 31, 2010
because that's when the cat's calendar ends
The legal would be B, who names there son Jesus if their family name is Christ ._.
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Kazuni wrote on 2010-05-07 23:42
Quote from Chocklitshop;30838:
The legal would be B, who names there son Jesus if their family name is Christ ._.
Either devote christians or haters who don't care about the well being of their son.
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Juno wrote on 2010-05-08 00:28
It's kind of hard to laugh with my face so firmly buried in my palm...
At least he's ok .-.?
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Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-08 17:07
You know all I have to do is legally get my name changed to Jesus Christ and go around forgiving people.
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NewbieNub wrote on 2010-05-08 17:23
Quote from kitaek27;31366:
You know all I have to do is legally get my name changed to Jesus Christ and go around forgiving people.
Damn straight.
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Rime wrote on 2010-05-08 21:55
Is this sacrilegious because it's so funny, or funny because it's so sacrilegious? :U