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Lan wrote on 2010-05-08 00:10
This man, former TSA screener Rolando Negrin, apparently has a tiny penis. It was revealed to his TSA coworkers by the TSA's fancy electronic no-hands strip searcher. They mocked him for nearly a year. Then he snapped.
According to the arrest report, Negrin said "he could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind," so he accosted his co-worker Hugo Osorno in an employee parking lot, where he "forced Osorno to his knees and made him apologize before whacking him on the back and arms with the baton."
The moral of the story? Negrin was uncovered during a training exercise, where he had no protection (in more ways than one). Civilians, on the other hand, supposedly have their faces blurred, the scanners sequestered in another room, to preserve anonymity. But they're totally mocking your small wang. So, just opt for the pat down, since no dude screener is going to grab your junk hard enough to tell, lest they got mocked by the other screeners. Apparently, that's a problem at the TSA. [Miami Herald via Boing Boing]
(Source, find it yourself)
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BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-08 00:14
Batons can't kill a person though
They're already tested for this.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-08 00:15
Saw it. The guy looks like one of my teachers, to all you people over here... DO NOT TOUCH THE LINK D8.
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Lan wrote on 2010-05-08 00:16
Quote from Chocklitshop;30897:
Saw it. The guy looks like one of my teachers, to all you people over here... DO NOT TOUCH THE LINK D8.
I already said it, WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
...hope I don't get banned even if I warned people :s
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-08 00:17
At least it isn't very clear and it's in black and white...
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Kazuni wrote on 2010-05-08 00:22
Stupid world :)
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Juno wrote on 2010-05-08 00:25
Quote from Lan:
I already said it, WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
...hope I don't get banned even if I warned people :s
Probably won't for a first time offense. Your chances improve dramatically if you remove the link before someone finds out about it.
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Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-05-08 00:27
What penis?
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Kazuni wrote on 2010-05-08 00:30
Quote from Juno;30908:
Probably won't for a first time offense. Your chances improve dramatically if you remove the link before someone finds out about it.
It's an offense? He looks like he's wearing a bodysuit.
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Juno wrote on 2010-05-08 00:58
I didn't watch, I'm not really in the mood to see such a thing. I've ignored similar warnings in the past and quite regret it.
However, if he thinks it deserves a warning I'm willing to bet it's not allowed. Such material isn't acceptable on this site with or without a warning so it's probably best to play it safe.
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BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-08 04:22
The thing is that
the newspaper lets everyone know the guy have a small wang
IRL Trolls.
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Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-08 06:00
Quote from BobYoMeowMeow;31106:
The thing is that
the newspaper lets everyone know the guy have a small wang
IRL Trolls.
ROFL poor guy.