>Playing League of Legends with bros
Now, in LoL, there is a certain character called Chogath. Here is a picture of him.
[Image: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/thumb/e/ee/Chogath-Render.png/200px-Chogath-Render.png]
Now, he is infamous for having a system where if he kills other characters with a certain skill he grows in size, and gets a load of HP (and attack I think). This maxes out at 6 kills, and he gets REALLY big when he has 6 kills.
So, start a game. The other team has a REALLY bad Chogath on it. He's rushing straight at us and we keep killing him. Every time one of us killed him because he did something really stupid (which was all the time) we would laugh and the person who killed him would say 'Dat Chogath' in vent.
Fast forward to the end of the match. We are preparing for the final assualt to end the match. All in a small bunch.
Suddenly, out of the bushes, MASSIVE CHOGATH. SO MUCH FREAKING HP. WHERE DID HE GET HIS KILLS?
Screams of 'DAT CHOGATH' over vent. We all try to kill him, but he has to much HP.
He rapes us.
4 of us down, final one alive running away. The Chogath is gaining on him.
'With my final breath... I curse zoidberg'. Then he died. ;-;
Lesson from this story: He's not a noob. He's just faking it to make you put your guard down. ;_;