I drank sum blud from a botel I had and then I sang darksid of the moon by pink floid. Then eddy came and sayd he didn't want 2 be wit me nemor so I cut my wrists and rubbed the blood all ova myself gothicly.
Then ed started singing stay with me ron stewart and I rememberd the promis we made when we had our athiest weddding.
Then buffy the vampir slayer came out but she left when I told her to gtfo.
Then I was temporarily blinded for life. They told me i had to transfer to saint mount prep school for preps. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i sed, I WILL NEVER SEE ED AGEN, HE GOS TO THIS SCHOL! "Yeah he does they admittted embarresdly.
I jumped out the window suicidally and then ed came and was crying dark tears of putricidy, then he was fuzed to hames' lips but I didn't care. Oh my satan1 and then we left to the cave of tormented destines and lived gothically ever after.