Why I will never date another Asian chick

• Yoorah wrote on 2011-02-14 03:09

  1: They can't drive. It's true. I dated a girl from Korea. She totaled 2 cars in 3 months, both mine and both her fault. My insurance is now ruined. I'm on assigned risk and pay through the nose. Yea, the second one was my fault for letting her drive my car again. We'll get to why later.
  
  2: They have no sense. They may be intelligent (that is actually hype, they are no smarter on average than anyone else) but are completely lacking in common sense. I have seen the same Asian girl riding a bicycle ON HIGHWAY 4 (near 680, not the bikeway between Willow Pass and Port Chicago) THREE times, once with a Highway Patrol car right behind her with lights and siren going. Did she stop? No. That's pretty typical of the level of the lack of common sense in the average Asian female.
  
  3: They are dirty. They keep their person clean, but nothing else. They do not clean up after themselves, never wash dishes or clothes (just buy more or steal your clean dishes), never vacuum the floor, clean the bathroom or kitchen. My Chinese ex-girlfriend would microwave a raw chicken breast (no plate or cover, just sitting in the bottom) and just leave a puddle of grease and chicken juice in the microwave for a week and wonder why it stunk. That's why I never moved in with her and never let her move in with me. I made that mistake. Once. I keep a clean house and won't abide a slob living there.
  
  4: They are extremely self-centered. If you are their boyfriend, they care about your looks, how much money you make, you car, your clothes, who you hang out with, everything about you, except you. You better be spending all your money on them, but still be able to keep up your own appearance if you want to keep an Asian girlfriend. You also better be spending every waking moment seeing to their comfort and happiness. To them; your job does not matter, neither does your family, friends, hobbies, interests or obligations. Only theirs matter and theirs better become yours pretty damn quick.
  
  5: They are the WORST lovers. Frigid, inhibited, stingy with sex and when you can actually get one in bed, she lays there like a wet dishrag (not that she would know what one is). Even if you go down on her until she comes 3 times ( I personally do not enjoy "dining at the Y" but I do it anyway), better be prepared to masturbate alone back at your place. This goes hand-in-hand with selfishness. After her 3rd orgasm from your Tongue Tornado, she "won't feel like it tonight". Not even a blowjob or a J-Arthur.
  
  6: They are insane. Better not look at another woman or even let them think you ever saw another woman even once ever in your life. I dated a girl who was jealous of my SISTER!!!! She accused me of finding MY OWN SISTER more attractive than her! How ****ed up is that?
  
  White women may have their faults, even one or two of these, but every Asain woman I HAVE OR MY FRIENDS HAVE DATED (I'm not saying every single one in existence, only those I have dated or have been privy to the dating experience via a friend) exhibits all of these characteristics. Avoid them unless you are into torture, sexual deprivation, living in a biologically unsound environment and dedicating your entire life to what is essentially an untouchable object of worship.
  
  You have been warned, Round-Eye. It's only 'da white wimmin for me now.

  
  
  Taken from: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/rnr/1907543630.html (no longer accessible)
  
  lol xD
  
  I've actually never dated an Asian girl myself, so I can't confirm the accuracy of the above LOL-post. But my friends have and some of them agree with it. I also pasted this on another forum a while back, and got interesting responses. o_o What about you? Do you think it's all BS, or is there some truth in it?
  
  I wouldn't mind dating an asian girl, but I'm scared of their parents. :(
  
  [SIZE="1"]Asian girls of Mabination, pls don't kill me. ;_;[/SIZE]
• Osayidan wrote on 2011-02-14 03:13
  From all the ones I know maybe a handful of them have one or two of those characteristics, but at the same time so does anyone from any ethnic group.
• Wing wrote on 2011-02-14 03:14
  One girl doesn't equal all girls.
  But I voted all lies since I'm an Asian chick. Proud :D
• Time wrote on 2011-02-14 03:15
  I think Asian girls of mabination might kill you D=
• Shirayuki wrote on 2011-02-14 03:17
  Well, I've dated one asian girl.
  
  She wasn't too bad in most situations.
• Wing wrote on 2011-02-14 03:20
  1. I can drive.
  2. Psh I ace math class
  3.Im not dirty. I wash my own dishes and clean the table after!
  4.I care about their personality not their looks. This is why I hate dating men D:
  5.screw guys.all they care about is sex.
  6.Im not insane I'm just perverted o3o
• Sayoko wrote on 2011-02-14 03:21

  Quote from Yoorah;335285:

  Taken from: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/rnr/1907543630.html (no longer accessible)
  
  lol xD
  
  I've actually never dated an Asian girl myself, so I can't confirm the accuracy of the above LOL-post. But my friends have and some of them agree with it. I also pasted this on another forum a while back, and got interesting responses. o_o What about you? Do you think it's all BS, or is there some truth in it?
  
  I wouldn't mind dating an asian girl, but I'm scared of their parents. :(
  
  [SIZE="1"]Asian girls of Mabination, pls don't kill me. ;_;[/SIZE]

  
  
  Adniels Yoorah and not feathering...
• Wing wrote on 2011-02-14 03:24

  Quote from Sayoko;335310:

  Adniels Yoorah and not feathering...

  
  you go girl :D. Lets beat him up after.
• Taycat wrote on 2011-02-14 03:24
  I'm a girl and I can agree.
• Majikaru wrote on 2011-02-14 03:29
  I personally think this really only applies to the truly whitewashed Asian girls, and really, most Asians in general.
  If they grow up being too Western... well, they'll start losing their trademarked intelligence and Asian state of mind!
  
  Coming from a place where there are quite a lot of dumb Asians...
• Piko wrote on 2011-02-14 03:32
  This article is incredibly biased. I wouldn't even bother believing a single word of it. Oh yeah, not to mention...
  
  1) My male relatives have gotten into more accidents than my female ones - with the accident being their fault most of the time.
  
  2) Most of my female asian friends have enough sense to think that riding a bike on a highway is stupid to begin with.
  
  3) I've been to the rooms of two of my cousins who are girls. They're extremely clean (and cute. One of them is a big Pikachu fan, and it's filled with Pikachu plushies).
  
  4) Not once have my female friends acted selfish. In fact, they would usually notice how I never eat lunch at school and offer me some food to which i kindly refuse.
  
  5) Anidale is the most pure hearted girl I've ever met. I wouldn't even think of having my way with her unless she wanted it. It annoys me that most guys just lust for sex most of the time and keep saying annoying things like, "Hey Hitaki did you bag that yet?" or "Dude I would f*ck her in a heartbeat." when I'm not the least bit interested.
  
  6) That's what you call a Yandere. Not to mention, I'm sure a lot of girls would get jealous if you start looking at other girls besides them when you're going out.
• Lan wrote on 2011-02-14 03:32

  Quote from Drawinq;335299:

  One girl doesn't equal all girls.
  But I voted all lies since I'm an Asian chick. Proud :D

  
  
  ^
  
  

  Quote from Drawinq;335308:

  1. I can drive.
  2. Psh I ace math class
  3.Im not dirty. I wash my own dishes and clean the table after!
  4.I care about their personality not their looks. This is why I hate dating men D:
  5.screw guys.all they care about is sex.
  6.Im not insane I'm just perverted o3o

  
  
  Hmm? I sense a bit of hypocrisy. Just because you've had bad experience with guys doesn't mean you can stereotype all guys by saying all they care about is sex, if that was true we would have died a long time ago ._. Who thinks about sex when they're hungry?
• Piko wrote on 2011-02-14 03:34

  Quote from Lan;335334:

  Who thinks about sex when they're hungry?

  
  
  My Brazilian friend thinks about sex when he's hungry. He flirts with every single girl he sees and they somehow accept him as a friend. I keep thinking, "What the hell is this!?"
• Lan wrote on 2011-02-14 03:36

  Quote from Pikablu;335337:

  My Brazilian friend thinks about sex when he's hungry. He flirts with every single girl he sees and they somehow accept him as a friend. I keep thinking, "What the hell is this!?"

  
  
  Is he just that "hot"?
• Piko wrote on 2011-02-14 03:37

  Quote from Lan;335346:

  Is he just that "hot"?

  
  
  He's not even that good looking o3o;
  
  It's probably his aura though. He's the kind of guy anyone would be able to get along with yet at the same time could be a total ass.