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Time wrote on 2010-05-12 01:14
Quote from Arsik;33879:
Bear Grylls isn't American, where as Chuck Norris is American. Most, if not, all jokes about Chuck Norris are made by Americans, since Chuck Norris is an American Hero of Epik Pro-portions... In America!
Chuck Norris....Is an American Hero? Since when?!?!? When did all of my peers find this out and I didnt! This would explain there obsession with him!
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Arsik wrote on 2010-05-12 01:24
You mean you never seen any Chuck Norris movies, or even Walker: Texas Ranger? Go watch the Missing in Action movie series, or a few episodes of Walker. Eventually, you'll see why Chuck Norris is an American Hero.
And the only reason Chuck's an American Hero is because most people don't know that Bruce Lee is actually an American citizen since he was born in San Francisco. And Bruce Lee KILLED Chuck Norris. So since according to Chuck Norris jokes, how Chuck is so godly, and knowing that the world is going to end on December 21st, 2012, we must know that Zombie Bruce Lee came back and fights Chuck to the end of life of Earth.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-12 01:28
Quote from Arsik;33924:
You mean you never seen any Chuck Norris movies, or even Walker: Texas Ranger? Go watch the Missing in Action movie series, or a few episodes of Walker. Eventually, you'll see why Chuck Norris is an American Hero.
And the only reason Chuck's an American Hero is because most people don't know that Bruce Lee is actually an American citizen since he was born in San Francisco. And Bruce Lee KILLED Chuck Norris. So since according to Chuck Norris jokes, how Chuck is so godly, and knowing that the world is going to end on December 21st, 2012, we must know that Zombie Bruce Lee came back and fights Chuck to the end of life of Earth.
I don't know my Bruce & Chuck history ._.
Did Bruce really had a showdown and killed chuck, or did you mean he was better than Chuck ._.
For Kayate:
[Image: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJPCBrVGLQ]
[video=youtube;JJJPCBrVGLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJPCBrVGLQ[/video]
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Tedio wrote on 2010-05-12 01:33
dude, was that really appropriate?
especially that last bit.
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Arsik wrote on 2010-05-12 01:40
Quote from Chocklitshop;33928:
I don't know my Bruce & Chuck history ._.
Did Bruce really had a showdown and killed chuck, or did you mean he was better than Chuck ._.
If you mean in a movie, then yes, in
Return of the Dragon, Bruce killed Chuck Norris. If you mean in real life, I don't think so.
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Kayate wrote on 2010-05-12 01:44
Quote from Chocklitshop;33928:
I don't know my Bruce & Chuck history ._.
Did Bruce really had a showdown and killed chuck, or did you mean he was better than Chuck ._.
For Kayate:
[Image: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJPCBrVGLQ]
[video=youtube;JJJPCBrVGLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJPCBrVGLQ[/video]
LOL that joke was pretty funny
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bebepanales wrote on 2010-05-12 07:04
i watched a LOT of chuck norris BEFORE all the teens started going crazy with chuck norris jokes, which aren't really funny anyhow. i didn't really think he would be so famous.
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Phunkie wrote on 2010-05-12 07:08
Chuck Norris jokes are overrated.
Some of them are really funny though. 8D