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TigerLily927 wrote on 2011-02-18 22:45
Rant Series #1
Disclaimer: For entertainment purpose only. My opinion, not yours. No flames thank you. I would love feedback. MAJOR SPOILER!!!! read at own risk!!
OK here we go....
I think the movie 'Breaking Dawn' is going to SUCK. why?
1. no fighting scene what-so-ever. unless they change the storyline dramatically IT WILL NOT be a fighting scene. :no!:
2. majority of the movie is bella being pregnant. whoope damn doo! So what she's pregnant?! damn mutant baby that doesn't like to got damn talk but can...
3. Edward B****ed out. point blank. How the hell you going to tell another man "you can have sex with my wife just so she can have a baby"?! :srsly?:
4. they put so much suspense in the movie for nothing to got damn happen :mad:
5. Bella turns into a worthless vampire. NO not a regular vampire a WORTHLESS vampire. Wow im impressed she has a force field that can block mental attacks! (sike) but the B**** can't block a punch can she? nope!
6. Movie will have probably too many changes that don't go nowhere along with the book.
So in summary, will i go to see the movie in theaters? nope! (bootleg hell yes!) i feel like a twilight movie with no fighting scene is just going to be horrible. Movie mostly on a mutant pregnancy i can live without seeing. I'm a HUGE twilight fan but i couldn't put myself through the torture of the movie. damn sure not about to pay money for it.
:bye:
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Magenera wrote on 2011-02-18 22:58
The series ended with a plora of new crap that wasn't explain nor will it ever. Also the last movies suck why not this one? Besides the major parts of the movie was dealt in Bella screwing Edward, and go through Pregnancy. Then it goes to vampires finding out about the child. Then go through preparation for the battle with that super vampire family/ leaders or clan. Then a lackluster fight. Find out that the werewolves in the area are shape-shifters. The real ones are in camps since the last one almost killed one of the head so they went on an extinction run. Really the only good thing about the book was the half part then it went down hill from there. So now peeps don't have to watch the pile of crap. If you haven't read the book and thought I should have spoilers. NO!
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Cynic wrote on 2011-02-19 00:41
I am honestly a bit disappoint that you would care enough to (possibly) see it, rofl.
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Adelynn wrote on 2011-02-19 01:11
Someone on youtube said something about that series that I think is true.
Twilight is that friend that nobody likes but if they're bored enough they'll go look at stuff related to it for lulz.
Breaking Dawn is too much.
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Piko wrote on 2011-02-19 01:12
Never watched the movies nor read the books. Never will.
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Chockeh wrote on 2011-02-19 01:19
Everyone has things they hate and like, no need to bash on twilight fans.
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Osayidan wrote on 2011-02-19 01:26
Quote from Chockeh;340879:
Everyone has things they hate and like, no need to bash on twilight fans.
I don't bash on twilight fans because they like twilight. I bash on them because a large percentage are completely insane and will kill you with the nearest available cutlery if you so much as hint that you don't enjoy the series.
It's a similar reason as why I hate people who think they're in the Apple "culture", who think having iphones and macbooks while hanging out at starbucks makes you elite.
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Time wrote on 2011-02-19 01:34
I hate people who are like. OMG TWILIGHT SUCKS FAWK YOU PPL SUCK YOU READ IT.
And Im like, yeah its bad, but I dont say anything cause I didnt read it, did you?
NO BUT IT SUCKSSSSSS
They didnt even give it a chance and they just rant at people...
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Cynic wrote on 2011-02-19 01:58
Quote from Time;340905:
I hate people who are like. OMG TWILIGHT SUCKS FAWK YOU PPL SUCK YOU READ IT.
And Im like, yeah its bad, but I dont say anything cause I didnt read it, did you?
NO BUT IT SUCKSSSSSS
They didnt even give it a chance and they just rant at people...
I've given it a chance and still don't give a crap, rofl.
I actually hate it more after reading it. They ruined our generations perception of vampires and werewolves. Not to mention the Author promotes stalking and unhealthy relationships.
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Time wrote on 2011-02-19 02:00
Quote from Cynic;340935:
I've given it a chance and still don't give a crap, rofl.
I actually hate it more after reading it. They ruined our generations perception of vampires and werewolves. Not to mention the Author promotes stalking and unhealthy relationships.
SO yeah, you have the right to rant. (=
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Cynic wrote on 2011-02-19 02:10
Honestly, I was and still an a huge Harry Potter fan. A lot of people bash on that these days.
Twilight wouldn't be half bad if it didn't have
- Vampires that can go in sunlight and not suck blood to survive; honestly... people view vampires differently, but there are SOME basics rules to vampires. The sunlight thing is no half bad.. but the blood thing? Jesus. "NO, LEZ LET JASPER FREAK OUT WHEN SHE GETZ CUT CUZ U NO WE VAMPIRES BUT WE NO DRINK BLOOD CUZ WE LIEK, SO MAINSTREAM."
- Werewolves turning into actual wolves; I thought it was cool at first, honestly. It kind of broke the standard. But do you know what the definition of a werewolf is? Wolf-like creatures. They don't turn whenever they want, they have to wait for the full moon. BUT NOOOO. That is also so mainstream.
- Creepy, possessive, stalker-like relationships. As if dating a pedophile who is hundreds of years older than you isn't bad enough, he is a sparkly psycho. But of course, chicks dig creepers these days, right?
- Werewolves vs. Vampires; another classic. Instead of fighting, though.. they stop for the sake of teaming up with Edward and Jacob's b-tch. BECAUSE YES, some random chick is TOTALLY worth ending CENTURIES worth of war amongst the two races. I mean.. come the f-ck on. Are they just whipped and retarded?
- Since the Author is apparently a huge fan of pedophiles; Jacob 'imprints' Edward and Bella's stupid vampire/human daughter when she's just a kid. Just.. -facepalm-
I'd add more but imo, I haven't bothered looking that much into it.
It's kind of gross that girls (and boys) fangirl over such daft material, yet most of them diss Harry Potter.
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Mama wrote on 2011-02-19 02:12
damn mutant baby that doesn't like to got damn talk but can...
have you ever been far as want to do like?
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Adelynn wrote on 2011-02-19 02:24
Quote from Mama;340945:
have you ever been far as want to do like?
Oh, man. XD
If I re-read the Twilight series and wend in-depth with what was wrong with them, I'd end up with a series bigger than the original. Nothing against the fans, but the books themselves just irk me up to HERE.
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Joker wrote on 2011-02-19 02:27
Quote from Adelynn;340866:
Someone on youtube said something about that series that I think is true.
Twilight is that friend that nobody likes but if they're bored enough they'll go look at stuff related to it for lulz.
Breaking Dawn is too much.
This ^ i was so bored one day... Then i Saw the Movie my eldest brother bought.. im like why the fk not... im soo bored anyways.... I REGRET WATCHING IT....
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manasou wrote on 2011-02-19 23:31
Wasn't the last book going to be split into two movies? :what: