Chair Injures Girl By Anal Penetration

• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-14 05:27

  A girl has been critically injured after the chair she was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair fragments into her rear with devastating consequences.
  
  The girl, a resident of Xiamen in China’s Fujian province, was sat using her computer when the chair she was sitting on exploded.
  
  She was quickly taken to hospital, and in emergency surgery doctors recovered a dozen screws and fragments of plastic from her flesh.
  
  Though severely injured and barely conscious, her condition is now stable.
  
  Just why the chair exploded is not recorded, but the previous case of a boy killed by a similar explosion indicates the likely cause – the boy, also Chinese, was killed when a manufacturing defect caused the gas cylinder in the chair to explode, propelling sharp parts into his rectum and causing him to bleed to death before help could arrive..
  
  A number of other cases of Chinese chairs exploding are also recorded – dubious standards of manufacturing in such chairs has the unfortunate side effect of turning them into potential death traps, capable of exploding with considerable force and projecting the cylinder and parts of the chair into the vulnerable rear of anyone unfortunate enough to be so seated when the chair goes off.

  
  
  Everyone
  check if your chair is made in china.
  This is very painful like the last time it happened
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-14 05:37
  "Chair Injures Girl By Anal Penetration"
  
  

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  Oh wait this is pretty serious.
  
  *checks*
  
  My chair has a gas cylinder and is made in china!
  
  

  [Image: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/KitaeK27/1273300443621.jpg]
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-05-14 05:39
  Crap... My chair is made from China... Do you think the leather from it is going to protect me? :< It's those office-chair ones. What does a gas cylinder look like anyways D:
  
  EDIT: Great. I have a chair from China and it's got a gas cylinder.
• Shironi wrote on 2010-05-14 05:40
  Gas cylinder ... ?
  
  Why would chairs have gas cylinders? Oh, right.
• Intex wrote on 2010-05-14 05:43
  That's why I sit on my bed and bar stool chair.
  
  I wouldn't want the things I'm sitting on exploding...
• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-14 05:43

  Quote from Shanghai;35612:

  Crap... My chair is made from China... Do you think the leather from it is going to protect me? :< It's those office-chair ones. What does a gas cylinder look like anyways D:

  
  
  you're only safe if the Chinese chair has a metal plate between the seat and the cylinder.
  Gas cylinders are cylinders
  
  and kitae, you wouldn't want a piece of metal inside you
  remember when you choked on a dorito?
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-14 05:44
  All chairs with one of these.
  
  

  [Image: http://www.sourcedist.com/Images/GasLifts/gaslift01.gif]

  
  
  aka, half the world's chairs. All adjustable chairs use a gas lift. You probably have one.
  
  Don't worry, you have a better chance of being struck by lightning.
  
  I can't stop laughing at the image in my head after "Chair Injures Girl By Anal Penetration"
  
  

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• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-14 05:48
  the cat doesn't think that he can post the actual images...
  btw the cat declares that anyone who dares do that will receive a severe warning
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-14 05:56

  Quote from BobYoMeowMeow;35620:

  the cat doesn't think that he can post the actual images...
  btw the cat declares that anyone who dares do that will receive a severe warning

  
  
  I have dozens of reaction images for any situation though :D
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-05-14 05:57
  Is it like this chair that exploded?(My chair btw.)
  
  

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  I'll upload more pictures if you want. From my observations in real life, it's got a half-metal plate that extends only a small distance on top of the cylinder, and a tough plastic casing above it. Then the leather is above that. I'm probably safe if it did explode, since the plastic and the metal plate would protect me... Well, if it didn't, at least it's better than this.
  
  

  [Image: http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-g/office-chair-39446.jpg]
• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-14 05:57
  The cat dunt like those kind of replies.
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-14 06:09

  Quote from Shanghai;35625:

  Is it like this chair that exploded?(My chair btw.)
  
  

  [Image: http://i44.tinypic.com/o9plqq.jpg]

  
  
  I'll upload more pictures if you want. From my observations in real life, it's got a half-metal plate underneath the cylinder, and a tough plastic casing above it. Then the leather is above that.

  
  
  What exploded was probably a manufacturing defect, and the kids being rough with it.
  
  There are literally millions of these chairs in America. You literally have a better chance of <insert unlikely event here>.
  
  

  Quote from BobYoMeowMeow;35626:

  The cat dunt like those kind of replies.

  
  
  I think it adds more spice to things, but I've also been doing it more specifically to annoy you. :D
• VitaminC wrote on 2010-05-14 06:53
  *Looks at chair.* Made in China. Aww crud. But wait. No gas chamber?

  [Image: http://rlv.zcache.com/baseball_hes_safe_card-p137129111952407878qi0i_400.jpg]

  
  
  Ah wait. That is because my chair was like 5 bucks. :c
• RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-05-14 07:09

  Quote from VitaminC;35648:

  *Looks at chair.* Made in China. Aww crud. But wait. No gas chamber?

  [Image: http://rlv.zcache.com/baseball_hes_safe_card-p137129111952407878qi0i_400.jpg]

  
  
  Ah wait. That is because my chair was like 5 bucks. :c

  
  
  It'll explode with fire later anyway.
• Pocoyo wrote on 2010-05-14 07:17
  Killer chairs? I'm seriously scared...