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BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-29 03:52
A FATHER who forced his 12-year-old son to eat a bad school report has escaped a prison sentence.
The unnamed man rammed the three-page summary into his child's mouth, causing the boy to choke.
When the boy failed to swallow the report, the man tried to push it further down his throat before slapping him around the face, a court in Poitiers was told.
The boy's swollen eye and cut lip were spotted by a teacher in class the next day.
Social services were alerted and the father was charged with assault.
He received a two-month suspended prison sentence.
"I have apologised to my son for what I did and things have been much better since," he told the court.
"I do not hit him anymore."
French father forced son to eat bad school report | News.com.au
what an unusual punishment owo
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Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-29 04:03
Asides from the forceful ramming down the throat, I think this is the most awesomest punishment ever.
You're not gonna die from eating 3 pages of paper.
When my children fail their papers, I'm going to make them eat it.
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BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-05-29 04:10
Quote from Margatroid;47386:
Asides from the forceful ramming down the throat, I think this is the most awesomest punishment ever.
You're not gonna die from eating 3 pages of paper.
When my children fail their papers, I'm going to make them eat it.
even Kitae's daughter? ._.
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RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-05-29 04:46
Quote from Margatroid;47386:
Asides from the forceful ramming down the throat, I think this is the most awesomest punishment ever.
You're not gonna die from eating 3 pages of paper.
When my children fail their papers, I'm going to make them eat it.
Spankings work wonders.
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Piko wrote on 2010-05-29 04:56
Pi pikachu pika.
(At least he didn't have to stand for an hour holding two buckets of water like Pika used to do. Bet the paper tasted good too.)
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Kazuni wrote on 2010-05-29 05:08
My mom just yells and says how I'm going to fail at life ._.
Don't think she would make me eat paper.
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Paul wrote on 2010-05-29 05:10
Who needs paper when Fiber One cereal provides more fiber.
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Taycat wrote on 2010-05-29 06:28
Quote from Margatroid;47386:
Asides from the forceful ramming down the throat, I think this is the most awesomest punishment ever.
You're not gonna die from eating 3 pages of paper.
When my children fail their papers, I'm going to make them eat it.
Ever heard of lead poisoning?
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Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-29 06:35
Quote from Xiyamae;47530:
Ever heard of lead poisoning?
Paper => No Pb.
Ink => No Pb.
In case of hand written:
Graphite => No Pb.
Who the hell uses lead to write anymore?
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Taycat wrote on 2010-05-29 06:48
They live in FRANCE.
That place is full of stanky people.
The paper probably has 359238325423543562309420399629386i09328692836592935 germs or MORE on it.
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Cannibal wrote on 2010-05-29 06:49
I like french fries.
But anyway, I would put it in his butt. >:
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-29 07:04
Crazier sh- has happened.
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Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-29 07:51
Quote from Xiyamae;47550:
They live in FRANCE.
That place is full of stanky people.
The paper probably has 359238325423543562309420399629386i09328692836592935 germs or MORE on it.
Like your room.
Its nice that you can stay in a place like that. My immune system has never seen such a terrible place in my 20 years of living, so it wouldn't survive.
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Elephunt wrote on 2010-05-29 14:25
A better punishment would be: Tell them to clean the toilet, and when you come back to check on him, tell him to lick the toilet.
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Justified wrote on 2010-05-29 14:47
Quote from Elephunt;47685:
A better punishment would be: Tell them to lick the toilet clean.
Not much of a punishment if they're just licking newly cleaned porcelain.