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EndlessDreams wrote on 2010-05-30 00:31
This is what happens if you skip out in your biology classes.
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Episkey wrote on 2010-05-30 01:12
Quote from Sleeperdial;48512:
She's better off saying a demon get her pregnant in her sleep.
Oh God. Your absoulutely right.
Being impregnated via a demon is alot more plausible than a 3D porno. (No sarcasm there btw)
"TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know."
:!!:
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Hiccup wrote on 2010-05-30 01:18
So the movies can um..... squirt out baby makers!?
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Cucurbita wrote on 2010-05-30 05:13
I'll take "demon impregnated me" over "3D porn impregnated me" any day.
This man is obviously living a rejection. He's completely lying to himself to protect his peace.
The woman HAD SEX 100%.
A sick woman who feels woozy knowing she didn't have sex would NOT test for pregnancy.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-30 07:43
Quote from Sleeperdial;48512:
She's better off saying a demon get her pregnant in her sleep.
The Capturing God can save her then.
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Haydrian wrote on 2010-05-30 08:01
What people do for publicity these days.... seriously...
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starpaw7 wrote on 2010-05-30 23:24
I've heard crazier stories of how people were born owo
Who is more of an idiot, the wife or the husband?
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Moppy wrote on 2010-05-31 01:38
Dude, the world keeps on failin'. Next article will have the wife leaving the husband for the 3D porno.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-31 01:40
Quote from Moppy;50727:
Dude, the world keeps on failin'. Next article will have the wife leaving the husband for the 3D porno.
Nah, next one would be that the 3D Porno made the man pregnant.
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Moppy wrote on 2010-05-31 01:42
Quote from Chocklitshop;50729:
Nah, next one would be that the 3D Porno made the man pregnant.
Curiosity killed the cat...
Or made it pregnant.
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Hiccup wrote on 2010-05-31 01:42
I want 4D pronz!
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Moppy wrote on 2010-05-31 01:43
Quote from bradstrt;50737:
I want 4D pronz!
4D pronz would just be sex.
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Hiccup wrote on 2010-05-31 01:43
Exactly!
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Mentosftw wrote on 2010-05-31 02:00
Then what the hell is 5D pronz?
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Time wrote on 2010-05-31 02:13
Quote from Moppy;50727:
Dude, the world keeps on failin'. Next article will have the wife leaving the husband for the 3D porno.
Lol, that would be really funny!