New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

• Phunkie wrote on 2011-07-06 18:33

  A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.
  
  Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar. And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If someone paid you to drink horse semen, I’d (kind of) understand, but when you’re the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.
  
  According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known as “Hoihoi tatea” is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their children being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen himself and claims it tastes “ok”, “like custard”, but says it’s not very popular with men, in general.
  
  

  [Image: http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/horse-semen-shots.jpg]

  
  
  Despite possible health benefits of drinking sperm, like boosted testosterone levels due to the DHEA hormone, none of the customers who tried Hoihoi tatea came back for seconds. The Green Man staff actually advise customers to drink the shot in one gulp, instead of trying to sip it like a delicious cocktail. If you want to try apple-flavored horse semen yourself, I suggest you hurry, as it’s only available until July 3, when Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge ends.

  
  
  
  http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-zealand-pub-serves-shots-of-apple-flavored-horse-semen.html
  
  
  
  The ad in the image says, "Get jizzy with it!". :XD::XD:
  
  But ew, man. lmao
• TA wrote on 2011-07-06 18:37
  I genuinely broke out laughing hysterically.
• Misaka wrote on 2011-07-06 18:46
  What a great way to make my day. You never cease to please me Joel.
• Mentosftw wrote on 2011-07-06 18:46
  Ewwwww "like custard"
• Conor wrote on 2011-07-06 19:30
  I want to try it out of curiosity.
• Skye wrote on 2011-07-06 19:38
  Gross.
• Misaka wrote on 2011-07-06 19:43
  So I showed this to my friends on skype, and half of them started laughing at the poster while being disgusted at the same time.
  
  "Hitaki I was eating you little faggot!"
• Mama wrote on 2011-07-06 19:46
  lookofdisapproval.jpg
• Pierce wrote on 2011-07-06 20:03
  [Image: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_crPBCZok0RE/Ss4H32qSpkI/AAAAAAAAPa8/eSpUHj5UXHg/s400/9.jpg]

  
  
  Brb posting this on FB.
• Osayidan wrote on 2011-07-06 20:55
  This gives a whole new meaning to the term "cum shot" D:
• Tedio wrote on 2011-07-06 21:01

  Quote from Osayidan;502761:

  This gives a whole new meaning to the term "cum shot" D:

  
  
  Oh, thats nasty.
• Kueh wrote on 2011-07-06 21:44
  Human feces steak with horse semen and a side of "Lady fingers". The steak was sauteed in a sauce made of the actual tears of children!
• Jarvan IV wrote on 2011-07-06 23:50

  Quote from Tedio;502770:

  Oh, thats nasty.

  
  
  

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• Jarvan IV wrote on 2011-07-06 23:51

  Quote from Tedio;502770:

  Oh, thats nasty.

  
  
  

  [Image: http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/family_guy_thats_nasty1.jpg?w=480&h=306]
• Mama wrote on 2011-07-07 01:09

  Quote from Lyre;502812:

  Human feces steak with horse semen and a side of "Lady fingers". The steak was sauteed in a sauce made of the actual tears of orphans!

  
  
  FTFY