Things that annoy me #day3 (complaining about female habits edition)

• Spike wrote on 2011-07-10 20:58
  Because I'm not going to be online tomorrow (and neither will I be online from Friday - Tuesday when I'm in London) here's an early edition of things that annoy me day 3.
  
  

  
  
  • [SIZE="3"]Girls who are f*cking oblivious to the fact that they’re dating an asshole/douchebag, then when they get broken up with, they wonder what the f*ck happened and they make statuses saying that all guys are assholes and wishes she could date a nice guy. Then the cycle repeats.[/SIZE]
    F*CK.
    
    YOU.
    
    First of all let me start off by saying that girls like this are the only reason that pathetic beta males all chant together, “Girls only want douchebags/assholes!”
    
    Before I even begin. If you a male and you’re reading this, this is what girls want in a guy:
    
    Confidence, belief/motivation in himself and his life, empathy towards her and other people, wisdom/social skills, a personality that isn’t dull as f*cking hell/doesn’t talk about only one thing.
    
    There you go. All females that read this, I know you agree with this. Just let other guys know.
    
    Back on topic, the girls who do this are f*cking idiots.
    
    You look retarded, everyone looks at you and laughs at how f*cking OBLIVIOUS you are. It’s not like your relationship lasted over 3 weeks lmfao. Why are you crying?
    Ugh. Stupid.
    
  • [SIZE="3"]Girls who need to put every single fake possible thing on in order for them to go out/fit their standards of “beauty”.[/SIZE]
    Push up bra that makes your tits 3 cup sizes bigger than they already are.
    Exposing your cleavage to the point that your boobs are about to fall out.
    Wearing clothes to highlight your ass, tits, waist and hips to attract male attention.
    It takes you 2 f*cking hours to do your make up.
    It takes you 1 hour to do your entire hair.
    Your hair is dyed and has highlights in it.
    Fake contacts.
    Fake eyelashes.
    Lip gloss all over your lips.
    Makeup caked so precise over your face that you look like a different person.
    Fake tan.
    Midriff showing.
    …And the list goes on.
    
    Have you ever read those magazines or just heard from guys in general that they prefer women who are “natural beauty” or “real”?
    
    They’re using you as a benchmark for “unreal”
    
    If you do this, you are an insecure poor poor little girl. I guarantee that you have body issues and stare at yourself for 2 hours in the mirror, not counting the amount of time you spend doing your sh*t in the mirror
    
    These people would honestly dress better to go to walmart than they would for their own wedding.
    
    I have no more words.
    
  • [SIZE="3"]Girls who talk like valley girls[/SIZE]
    LIKE TOTALLY LIKE SO LIKE SHE SAID THAT SHE LIKE OH GIRRRRRLL LIKE SHE SAID THAT HE SAID THAT HE DID THAT SHE SAID LIKEEEEEEE OMGGGGG LOL
    SO LIKE I LOGGED INTO FACEBOOOOK LOL AND I POSTED THESE LIKE ADORABLE PHOTOS OF ME AND THEY ALL LIKE, LIKED IT YOU KNOW? GAWSH I’M SO POPULAR
    
    LIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    
• Compass wrote on 2011-07-10 21:00
  I respect your modesty.
  +Rep
  

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• Claudia wrote on 2011-07-10 21:07
  I might agree with you this time, but why do you feel the need to post this ****?
  
  Get a ****ing private Tumblr or a shrink.
• Spike wrote on 2011-07-10 21:10

  Quote from Claudia;507123:

  I might agree with you this time, but why do you feel the need to post this ****?
  
  Get a ****ing private Tumblr or a shrink.

  It's not that I'm a pessimistic person/hateful person/a bum to be around. I love life and everything.
  
  It's just that we all have loads of things that annoy us. This is a list of mine every single day.
  
  Go ahead and read. Be entertained. Or don't read it.
• Sedia wrote on 2011-07-10 21:14
  I hate the girls who have Valley Accents because it gets annoying. On the other hand,there's only one guy who can pull off the accent without getting annoying. And that guy is Poland....from Hetalia. Other than that,sure the girls who dress inappropriately are annoying,but I'm fine with the rest because I rarely see it.
• Jarvan IV wrote on 2011-07-10 21:26
  you must hate michelle phan then
• Mama wrote on 2011-07-10 21:28
  I was obliviously in love with an alpha asshole for over 2 years! But I knew exactly what happened, and dealt with it appropriately.
  Hrm.
  
  your execution is lacking, but your points are good.
  
  

  
  Confidence, belief/motivation in himself and his life, empathy towards her and other people, wisdom/social skills, a personality that isn’t dull as f*cking hell/doesn’t talk about only one thing.

  
  respect and compassion, yo.
  there are few men that aren't insecure in some way. Just gota be graceful 'bout it.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2011-07-10 21:29

  Quote from CurlyBrace13;507131:

  I hate the girls who have Valley Accents because it gets annoying. On the other hand,there's only one guy who can pull off the accent without getting annoying. And that guy is Poland....from Hetalia. Other than that,sure the girls who dress inappropriately are annoying,but I'm fine with the rest because I rarely see it.

  
  
  Ugh I hate valley girls makes me want to slap them every time they talk like that. Also, thank God for somebody that realizes that make up is terrible. I HATE when girls wear make up. It smells nasty, looks weird, gets all over everything, and by the end of the night it just ends up making you look worse. If a girl is honest and confident enough to go around without anything making her look "better". Thats a billion times more attractive then all that literal processed crap you put on your face.
• Niuu wrote on 2011-07-10 21:46

  Quote from Spike;507124:

  It's not that I'm a pessimistic person/hateful person/a bum to be around. I love life and everything.
  
  It's just that we all have loads of things that annoy us. This is a list of mine every single day.
  
  Go ahead and read. Be entertained. Or don't read it.

  
  I am entertained. Please keep doing it.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2011-07-10 21:49

  Quote from Niuu;507160:

  I am entertained. Please keep doing it.

  
  
  Seconded, I enjoy these daily rants. Some how they are actually being constructive, I don't understand it but whatever you're doing keep doing it.
• Kingofrunes wrote on 2011-07-10 22:00
  I hate lots of makeup and those volleyball girls...I feel like using those types as my punching bags cause they are that annoying.
  
  Point 2 I'm not sure if I fit all of that but I have no plans to date so I'll push such concerns for now.
• Kayate wrote on 2011-07-10 22:05
  Well said man
• Zid wrote on 2011-07-10 22:22
  I want to point out that girls don't always "pretty" themselves up to attract guys; sometimes they're doing it to be accepted in society (or whatever group).
  
  Other than that, it's... quite a punch to listen.
• Navy wrote on 2011-07-10 22:42
  when I talk irl I say "like" a lot ):
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2011-07-10 22:49

  Quote from Osay's Slave;507204:

  when I talk irl I say "like" a lot ):

  
  
  Is it just me or am I the only one who uses filler words like um, and like, when they're talking into a headset mike.