How about, you put hotsauce on every cigarette you get?
Or soak them in dog urine.
Edit:
(i blame the rain D:)
I did nothing!
(i blame the rain D:)
Ya this really isn't going well cause once I was officially done my last pack **** hit the fan in all areas of my life.
Have you ever tried that thingie where it's like smoking but it's not and you're really just puffing water vapor?
Have you ever tried that thingie where it's like smoking but it's not and you're really just puffing water vapor?
Hookah smoking is not safer than cigarette smoking. Also known as narghile, shisha and goza, a hookah is a water pipe with a smoke chamber, a bowl, a pipe and a hose. Specially made tobacco is heated, and the smoke passes through water and is then drawn through a rubber hose to a mouthpiece. The tobacco is no less toxic in a hookah pipe, and the water in the hookah does not filter out the toxic ingredients in the tobacco smoke. Hookah smokers may actually inhale more tobacco smoke than cigarette smokers do because of the large volume of smoke they inhale in one smoking session, which can last as long as 60 minutes.
While research about hookah smoking is still emerging, evidence shows that it poses many dangers:
Hookah smoke contains high levels of toxic compounds, including tar, carbon monoxide, heavy metals and cancer-causing chemicals (carcinogens). In fact, hookah smokers are exposed to more carbon monoxide and smoke than are cigarette smokers.
As with cigarette smoking, hookah smoking is linked to lung and oral cancers, heart disease and other serious illnesses.
Hookah smoking delivers about the same amount of nicotine as cigarette smoking does, possibly leading to tobacco dependence.
Hookah smoke poses dangers associated with secondhand smoke.
Hookah smoking by pregnant women can result in low birth weight babies.
Hookah pipes used in hookah bars and cafes may not be cleaned properly, risking the spread of infectious diseases.
^ I'm pretty sure she was talking about electric cigarettes.
It just delivers nicotine, and the vapor is water vapor.
^ I'm pretty sure she was talking about electric cigarettes.
It just delivers nicotine, and the vapor is water vapor.
This past summer, Eissenberg recruited smokers without prior experience using e-cigarettes to volunteer to use two popular brands of the devices for a set period. The 16 subjects were regularly measured in a clinical setting for the presence of nicotine in their bodies, their reported craving for conventional cigarettes, and certain physiological effects such as a change in heart rate.
"Ten puffs from either of these electronic cigarettes with a 16 mg nicotine cartridge delivered little to no nicotine," the study found.
Here's my "What Could Happen If You Smoke" poem. Hope you enjoy.
Rip off your tongue
Cut in your chest
Remove a lung
Hope for the best
So yeah, you could get tongue cancer and have your tongue cut out. Then you gotta get fat from somewhere else, cut it out then put it there. It'll look weird though on your tongue and the other place. And you could get lung cancer, so you'll have to get your chest cut open and then they'd had to remove a lung, and then someone else might have to replace it later if it gets worse. And you just gotta hope nothing goes wrong, I mean you could die or look messed up. And the people around you are also being killed. I mean, I'd rather cut myself once a year than smoke half a pack of smokes a day. The effects aren't permanent with cutting a bit, but smoking a bit they are.
Find something to tide you over?
1.Take heroine, that should DEFINITELY get you out of the addiction of smoking.
2. Ask someone to trap you in a room with two weeks supply of food, T.V. with cable, a computer with internet, a breathing hole, and a button that opens the emergency door in case of an "emergency" with a fire hose aiming at the door from the other side triggered to blast at the door with a ton of force of water if you go pass the door.
3. Put all your money and cigarettes in a box that has a lock which opens in exactly two weeks
4. Something of the nature pertaining to the three methods listed above.
Here's my "What Could Happen If You Smoke" poem. Hope you enjoy.
Rip off your tongue
Cut in your chest
Remove a lung
Hope for the best
So yeah, you could get tongue cancer and have your tongue cut out. Then you gotta get fat from somewhere else, cut it out then put it there. It'll look weird though on your tongue and the other place. And you could get lung cancer, so you'll have to get your chest cut open and then they'd had to remove a lung, and then someone else might have to replace it later if it gets worse. And you just gotta hope nothing goes wrong, I mean you could die or look messed up. And the people around you are also being killed. I mean, I'd rather cut myself once a year than smoke half a pack of smokes a day. The effects aren't permanent with cutting a bit, but smoking a bit they are.