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Are you tired of people making fun of your stick figure body? Do you want to add some muscle to your character? Do you want to be able to use your body fat as a storage device? If you say yes to any of the above then you should think about joining the elite ranks of the FAT MABINOGIANS.
To become a member of the FAT MABINOGIANS, you must be fat. This may sound simple but its really very hard and complex.
First, you must find a fattening food. To find some good food i recommend stopping by Glenis in Dunbarton and buying a large amount of food. Chocolate is only 100 gold and adds +5 to all parts of your body, so you wont wind up fat in only one area.
Second, you must eat said chocolate (or other food of your choice) until you cannot see your own feet. This will require a large amount of money, invintory space and time. Feel free to watch tv or break objects while you are eating, just dont run, or you might loose a bit of that fat you saved up.
After you can no longer see your feet, you may now call yourself fat. Step 3 is all about keeping that weight on. To do so, you must-
NEVER RUN- fat people cannot run or they might burn a small amount of calories, always walk(hold shift) wherever you go. If your party members complain about your slowness, you can complain about how there ribs are pokeing through there stomach.
ALWAYS CARRY SNACKS-No matter how hard you try, you WILL burn some of that fat off through some meaningless exercise(like breathing). Therefore, you must always carry snacks and eat them whenever your stamina bar goes below 99%, or one chocolate every 15 seconds. This may be a hard adjustment, but it will keep your fat level up even if you must walk for 15 seconds(if your feet can hold your weight that long).
NEVER TRANSFORM OR USE NAO ON AN EMPTY STOMACH- both of these restore your stamina without restoring your fatness, so avoid them whenever possible. if you must use one, do it after a few snacks. But you wont need to, cause dungeons take to much walking to complete anyway and are best left to those players *wimps* with there tiny little one handed swords and shields.
These are the laws of being fat, take them with pride and follow them to your grave, which will be in about 3 weeks due to high blood pressure. At least you go in style, and cause a huge inconvenince to those burying you by having to have a grave and coffin 4x as large as those little midgets though right?
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