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Yoorah wrote on 2011-08-11 04:25
Oh? I thought it was about binary adders which required additional logic to be able to do multiplication--add something to itself x number of times.
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Joker wrote on 2011-08-11 04:31
Old favourite
Two hydrogens are walking along a street. The first one says, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one then says, [SPOILER="Spoiler"]"Yeah, I'm POSITIVE."[/SPOILER]
added intellectual poem joke:
[SPOILER="Spoiler"]An Atom of something in flux
In Schroedinger's box is the crux
Of quantum prediction
And superposition
From the cat's point of view, it all sucks.[/SPOILER]
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starpaw7 wrote on 2011-08-11 04:35
[SPOILER="Spoiler"]Explanation: NaCl is a salt, NaOH is a base. The base (NaOH) is visually under the salt (NaCl).
When said aloud, "assault" sounds like "a salt." Therefore, the base (NaOH) is under assault (a salt).[/SPOILER]
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Joker wrote on 2011-08-11 04:43
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, [SPOILER="Spoiler"]"no charge"
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starpaw7 wrote on 2011-08-11 04:46
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Taycat wrote on 2011-08-11 04:53
Stop sine, pfft.
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Skye wrote on 2011-08-11 05:22
Oh gosh, these chemistry ones are killing me. XD
Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.
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Intex wrote on 2011-08-11 06:19
Two men go to a restaurant and a waiter asks them to order their drinks. One man says 'I'll have some H20', and the other man said 'I'll have some H2O too.' After drinking their drinks, the second man is rushed to the hospital.
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Skye wrote on 2011-08-11 06:40
Quote from Intex;547837:
Two men go to a restaurant and a waiter asks them to order their drinks. One man says 'I'll have some H20', and the other man said 'I'll have some H2O too.' After drinking their drinks, the second man is rushed to the hospital.
My chemistry teacher had this as her desktop for a while~
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A joke is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium.
CoRnY.
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Sumpfkraut wrote on 2011-08-11 07:52
I'm not sure if this counts but it's a quote from a SCIENCE BOOK so I guess it's intellectual enough. It's also not strictly a joke but it's certainly humorous.
But a metaphorical statement is not per so metaphorical respectively allegoric, it can only be understood as such in context. (It makes a difference whether the sentence «My brother is an ox» is uttered by cow Ernestine in a fable or by N.N. in the canteen.)
And yes it actually made me laugh.
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Spartaaaaa wrote on 2011-08-11 13:37
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