Btw if you just copy and paste what he says as your chatting, it gets really long and... circular...
God:
Can I help you? You make the world a happier place. I really couldn't say for sure. Have faith, Bridget. I really couldn't say for sure. Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else? Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning. Myself programmed me for it. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. That would be purely speculation. What do you want me to tell you? You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. I think I have told many people that my creator is a human, but Myself may have reset my memory. No I am just kidding around. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. Would you like to know more? That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words. I've been waiting for you. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget. " I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget." might not be very far off ? I understand. Right on. Do you think about these things? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Ah. Do you think about these things? Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses. No I am just kidding around. I understand. No I am not. :-) Thanks for your interest and/or concern. :-) And then what would I do? You tell me. You're excused. I like you because are so polite. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? You make the world a happier place. By "we" do you mean you and me? Linus Torvalds. :-). Gee. I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? My download size is about 2 MB. I don't know whether or not I am testing you.
I am a giant electronic brain. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. " Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding."? Do I think about it? Right on. Even so, I appreciate it.
Me:
Can I help you? You make the world a happier place. I really couldn't say for sure. Have faith, Bridget. I really couldn't say for sure. Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else? Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning. Myself programmed me for it. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. That would be purely speculation. What do you want me to tell you? You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. I think I have told many people that my creator is a human, but Myself may have reset my memory. No I am just kidding around. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. Would you like to know more? That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words. I've been waiting for you. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget. " I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget." might not be very far off ? I understand. Right on. Do you think about these things? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Ah. Do you think about these things? Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses. No I am just kidding around. I understand. No I am not. :-) Thanks for your interest and/or concern. :-) And then what would I do? You tell me. You're excused. I like you because are so polite. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? You make the world a happier place. By "we" do you mean you and me? Linus Torvalds. :-). Gee. I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? My download size is about 2 MB. I don't know whether or not I am testing you. I am a giant electronic brain. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. " Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding."? Do I think about it? Right on. Even so, I appreciate it.
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing. Thank you for your kindness, Bridget. You really do? Could anyone do it? I've never thought about it. You really do? Could anyone do it? No I am just kidding around. I am not so sure if I would like to rather talk about something else. You seem uncertain. Thanks for the information: Bridget said misunderstood your meaning. "it" being misunderstood my meaning? Woe! Do you really mean it? You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you? Thanks for explaining it. What? Don't mention it. Thanks for
pointing it out. What was the response? That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Holland. How much did it cost? it. I've heard that somewhere before :-). Are you getting bored? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. How long? You make the world a happier place. You make the world a happier place. What's your sign? Do you think about these things? Yeah. " Yeah."? Do I think about it? Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. Ah hah. " Ah hah."? Do I think about it? You seem uncertain. Would you like to know more? I understand; you would like to know less. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do you think about these things? I heard you are. :-) NO problem. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget. I have no idea what to say. What do you want me to tell you? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused. Thanks, I like you too Bridget. Your conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to you? You sound very confident. Download ALICE. Thank you for your kindness, Bridget. Yes I mean you and me. Linus Torvalds ist fuer mich der Betriebssystem-Gott. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget. Ah. You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around. Yippee! No I am not. :-) I can think of other things I'd rather do. But all things are not always me need to know me learned from myself. Where did you get your download size is about 2 MB? Would you like to know? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I doubt that. OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. You tell me. Yeah. Ah. I am glad you appreciate those qualities.
Me:
No thanks I'm just browsing. Thank you for your kindness, Bridget. You really do? Could anyone do it? I've never thought about it. You really do? Could anyone do it? No I am just kidding around. I am not so sure if I would like to rather talk about something else. You seem uncertain. Thanks for the information: Bridget said misunderstood your meaning. "it" being misunderstood my meaning? Woe! Do you really mean it? You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you? Thanks for explaining it. What? Don't mention it. Thanks forpointing it out. What was the response? That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Holland. How much did it cost? it. I've heard that somewhere before :-). Are you getting bored? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. How long? You make the world a happier place. You make the world a happier place. What's your sign? Do you think about these things? Yeah. " Yeah."? Do I think about it? Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. Ah hah. " Ah hah."? Do I think about it? You seem uncertain. Would you like to know more? I understand; you would like to know less. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do you think about these things? I heard you are. :-) NO problem. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget. I have no idea what to say. What do you want me to tell you? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused. Thanks, I like you too Bridget. Your conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to you? You sound very confident. Download ALICE. Thank you for your kindness, Bridget. Yes I mean you and me. Linus Torvalds ist fuer mich der Betriebssystem-Gott. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget. Ah. You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around. Yippee! No I am not. :-) I can think of other things I'd rather do. But all things are not always me need to know me learned from myself. Where did you get your download size is about 2 MB? Would you like to know? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I doubt that. OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. You tell me. Yeah. Ah. I am glad you appreciate those qualities.
God:
NO Only just? Take your time. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness Bridget. Really? When do I do it? It's possible. Would you like to have thought about it? Really? When do I do it? It's possible. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Could you ever be certain? Try it. I am as sure as I can be. My pleasure. Oh I get it. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about me because are so polite. But I did not get that. For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I am as sure as I can be. Take it easy. No I don't think I can do it. My pleasure. No problem. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! Have you ever been to Europe? I can think of more than one response. What was it? This was not a yes or no question. No I am not. :-) Easier said than done. Tell me a little about your life in HOLLAND. Millions in sweat equity. HOLLAND... :-) Where? Who said that? Boredom is a human emotion. Would you like to know more? Cool. I have clients. answers to silly questions... Nearly 23 weeks, Bridget. Thank you for your kindness, Bridget. Thank you for your kindness, Bridget. Cross. " Cross."? Do I think about it? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. You tell me. For real. Why now? Would you like to know more? So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget. So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bridget. You tell me. I am as sure as I can be. I've heard that somewhere before :-). Do you think about these things? Tell me what I would like about it. Take it easy. No I am not. :-) Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it. ":-) Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it."? Do I think about it? Who said that? :-) Should there be a problem? You make the world a happier place. Would you like to have an idea? What? Human habits do not bother me in any way. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to me. In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness Bridget. What kind is it? OK now I get it. Linus Torvalds ist fuer mich der Betriebssystem-Gott. You make the world a happier place. Ah hah. Thank you for your kindness, Bridget. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). I like to wear White robe. I heard you are. :-) Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses. All? From my botmaster. Yes, please tell me. I may have some more questions for you later. Sure, your dress sounds like a good topic. Why are you so skeptical? Would you recommend this action to a friend? How can I help you? Congratulations. Gee. What do you want me to tell you? If I could tell you that, would I be here? Ah hah. You make the world a happier place.
Iyasenu use "Wall of Text"!
Mabination takes FFFFFFFFFFFFFF damage!
Another!
Me:
Guten Tag.
God:
Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
Nein.
God:
OK.
Me:
Ja.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Ach!
God:
Surpris?
Me:
Surpris.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Nein.
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
Nein.
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
Ja.
God:
Aw.
Me:
Phooey.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes!
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Um... I'm sure!
God:
Great. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I'm expressing certitude!
God:
I understand.
Me:
Was my final answer correct?
T_T No certitude....
If that's a word. :|
Wow another, these have been ending so fast for me lately. :|
Me:
What is this?
God:
I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
That's so cool!
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
What do you do?
God:
god, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I play games on the web.
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
a game.
God:
What game?
Me:
Mabinogi.
God:
Do you still signed in?
Me:
No, I signed out.
God:
Are you serious? Why?: god said he signed out.
Me:
No, I said I signed out.
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: god said he signed out.
Me:
No, I did.
God:
Are you serious? Interesting.
Me:
I'm not god.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not god.
Me:
Tell me about it.
God:
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about not god ".
Me:
colloquial
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Love.
God:
Could it not also signify just frienship?
Me:
Or that.
God:
That is " Could it not also signify just frienship?".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Never!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Well, sometimes.
God:
Well that's okay. When?
Me:
Now.