Man Beheads Self in Domestic Dispute

• Lan wrote on 2011-09-01 06:31

  Police in Yorktown, Virginia responded to a domestic dispute call around 10:00 a.m. on Thursday that resulted in a man decapitating himself. Yes, that's right. He decapitated himself.
  
  The couple was divorced, and had two children, both of whom were at school at the time of the incident. The father, unidentified by police save for the fact that he was 46 and from Chicago, had relocated to Yorktown to be closer to his kids. The fight was over access to them.
  
  While a deputy took his ex-wife's statement, another noticed a white Ford Explorer driving by, pulling along a utility trailer that was on fire. The car was being driven by the ex-husband, who had a cable — the kind used to "hoist an automobile engine" — tied around his neck. The other end was tied to a nearby tree. This is the part of the post when you might want to send young children elsewhere, perhaps to the comparatively comforting story of the man with gardening shears in his face.
  
  The deputies asked the man to exit the Ford Explorer. Instead, he accelerated. The cable yanked him out of the SUV, and pulled his head off. The SUV kept traveling for about 150 yards, according to the local NBC affiliate.

  
  
  http://gawker.com/5836067/man-beheads-self-in-domestic-dispute
• Skye wrote on 2011-09-01 06:40
  Oh my goodness.
  That's...that's just terrible.
• Cynic wrote on 2011-09-01 06:51
  So.. he committed suicide?
• Xemnas wrote on 2011-09-01 06:55

  Quote from Cynic;573741:

  So.. he committed suicide?

  
  
  No he's in jail. He won't be getting ahead in life anytime soon though.
• Cynic wrote on 2011-09-01 07:02

  Quote from Xemnas;573743:

  No he's in jail. He won't be getting ahead in life anytime soon though.

  
  
  Because people with no heads often go to jail.
  Or did I misread.
• Mrlucky77 wrote on 2011-09-01 07:04

  Quote from Cynic;573751:

  Because people with no heads often go to jail.
  Or did I misread.

  
  
  #peoplewhodontgetpuns
• Hiccup wrote on 2011-09-01 07:05
  LOL CYNIC LMAO
  
  
  Crazy ass ex wife
• Shirayuki wrote on 2011-09-01 07:07

  Quote from Xemnas;573743:

  No he's in jail. He won't be getting ahead in life anytime soon though.

  
  
  This joke makes this story a lot better.
• Nintega wrote on 2011-09-01 07:12
  I don't know if I should feel bad for him or laugh at this. I'll end up doing both by the end of the night, but I can't figure out what order I should do it in.
• Kingofrunes wrote on 2011-09-01 09:14
  Well, this is quite disturbing. I wonder just how bad he had it to make him even want to do that to himself.
• Joker wrote on 2011-09-01 09:22

  Quote from Xemnas;573743:

  No he's in jail. He won't be getting ahead in life anytime soon though.

  
  
  DAMMIT XEMNAS i was gonna make a poorly made head joke ~_~ lol... but still funny...
  +rep
• Zid wrote on 2011-09-01 17:57
  Can't say that wasn't painless.
  
  But the way he did it was out-of-the-blue intricate.
• TA wrote on 2011-09-01 21:16
  This is a prime example of why you shouldn't lose your head during arguments.
• LiqwedHitman wrote on 2011-09-01 23:57
  I find this incredibly sad not sad as in it hurts me to see this stuff but just *facepalm* wth hell is wrong with people sad. And the way he killed himself how the hell do you think of something like that?!?!? Someones been watching to much saw.
• Kayate wrote on 2011-09-02 00:02

  Quote from LiqwedHitman;574306:

  I find this incredibly sad not sad as in it hurts me to see this stuff but just *facepalm* wth hell is wrong with people sad. And the way he killed himself how the hell do you think of something like that?!?!? Someones been watching to much saw.

  
  
  You don't have to have a good head to think about this.