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Cynic wrote on 2011-09-23 21:08
So my buddy Lance has a FtM transgender buddy who got bottom surgery about 2 months back. A month ago, he got a girlfriend and things have been going well. The girl knew he was a FtM tranny, but she didn't seem to care, especially now that he had fully functional junk. Right? So today, this happened to him;
Chick: *walks up to the dude* Baby! Guess what? I'm pregnant!!
Him: Uh.. wat.
Chick: I know it's sudden but liek omg you're gonna be a dadddyyyyy
Him: Dude.. you know I'm sterile, right?
Chick: .......WAT OMG SINCE WHEN!?
Him: I'm a transsexual, you don't get fake sperm in your fake balls!
Needless to say, that stupid chick is now single and Lance's friend is busy wtfing over her stupidity.
Really.. you'd think a chick who was dating a tranny would know that even with bottom surgery, you're still not going to impregnate anyone with your blanks of doom.
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Cannibal wrote on 2011-09-23 21:09
Wow.
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Oizen wrote on 2011-09-23 21:10
._. lol
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Conor wrote on 2011-09-23 21:10
World never ceases to amaze, huh.
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Cynic wrote on 2011-09-23 21:16
Surprisingly, she was not blonde.
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Micho wrote on 2011-09-23 21:22
Facepalm is needed, and a slap to the hoe too.
It's one that she cheated, but she cheated and lied.
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Cynic wrote on 2011-09-23 21:25
His friend is one of those guys who would stick by a woman if she was with his child no matter what-- or at-least help support/raise the kid, so she probably figured it would work out win/win for her. Gettin' away with cheating and also keeping her boyfriend.
Why people are that retarded in the first place, I will never know.
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Yoorah wrote on 2011-09-23 22:20
I resent the blonde comment. :< All the blonde girls I've met were quite intelligent.
But that girl was hilarious. Pwned. xd
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Adelynn wrote on 2011-09-23 22:30
Wow. Someone's stupid.
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Yoorah wrote on 2011-09-23 22:42
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Cynic wrote on 2011-09-23 23:25
Quote from Yoorah;597117:
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8D
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Hiccup wrote on 2011-09-23 23:45
Quote from Yoorah;597117:
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lmao
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TA wrote on 2011-09-24 02:35
Actually... I can see how a lot of people wouldn't know that.
(not the smartest people in the world, but still...)
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Nintega wrote on 2011-09-24 02:36
Quote from TA;597190:
Actually... I can see how a lot of people wouldn't know that.
(not the smartest people in the world, but still...)
I'm with her.
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Kingofrunes wrote on 2011-09-24 04:33
Well I guess that's one way to find out that someone cheated on you. Being sterile makes finding out if a woman cheated on you so easily.