Pick out of Pika's Life.

• Piko wrote on 2010-06-19 00:04
  A story from my life as requested from the cat.
  
  So this one day I decided I'd attempt to confess to the girl I like. So after school I told her I'd meet her at her locker, and while I'm walking there's this fat kid in the middle of the hallway making a scene.
  
  Fat Kid - Oh sh*t I don't feel so good.
  Girl 1 - You should go to the nurse.
  Guy - Ah man are you okay dude?
  Fat Kid's 'Homie' - Yo bro we gonna drag you to the nurse, kay' my man?
  Teacher - Alright kids just go home already, take that guy to the nurse you guys.
  Fat Kid - Ahhhh Sh*t.
  
  Around now the Fat Kid finally decides to puke on an innocent passerby - The girl i was going to confess to.
  
  -Awkward silence for 5 seconds-
  
  Girl 1 and Girl 2 - EEEEEEEEW
  Guy and Fat Kid's 'Homie' - Aaw man that's gross.
  My Crush - /Screams
  Fat Kid - Oh my gosh I'm so- UUUGH
  
  -Fat Kid looks like he's about to go cough up the rest of his chicken. Unable to just stand there and watch, I decide "Screw it" and to do something about that-
  
  Me - Hey you!
  
  -I force his face away from my crush...and unfortunately before it's positioned at the ground he decides to let out his hurl on the teacher-
  
  Guy - Aaaaw Sick!
  
  -Kids start laughing. My crush at this point ran for the girls bathroom-
  
  Teacher - YOU YOUNG MAN! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!
  
  -Teacher takes me by the arm with his disgusting, puke coated hand and drags me into the office. Fat Kid doesn't even get brought along-
  
  I got 3 Saturday Detentions because the teacher told the principle that I made him puke on him on purpose. Punk. I ended up confessing to my crush near the end of the school year though a week ago. This happened long ago.
• Shirayuki wrote on 2010-06-19 00:08
  That's...really gross D:
  
  -shudders-
  
  I would've chickened out though. If i see puke, I puke. Even if I'm like...empty Dx
• Chockeh wrote on 2010-06-19 00:09
  What happened next D<!
• Shirayuki wrote on 2010-06-19 00:10
  I SECOND WHAT CHOCKO SAYS! DID YOU GET THE WOMAN?!
• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-06-19 00:11

  Quote from Shirayuki;68776:

  That's...really gross D:
  
  -shudders-
  
  I would've chickened out though. If i see puke, I puke. Even if I'm like...empty Dx

  
  
  the fat guy barfed chicken owo
• Moppy wrote on 2010-06-19 00:11
  That was amazing... There was romance, fear and comedy all wrapped into one. I was very interested in the characters and the setting.
  
  ...
  
  Anyways... That sucks.
• Cannibal wrote on 2010-06-19 00:13
  Sounds delicious.
• Hiccup wrote on 2010-06-19 00:14
  Lmfao! Groooooossss
• Vinhthehero wrote on 2010-06-19 00:14
  I remember when I was little, I ate something bad in the cafateria and I was going to puke, I was near the bathroom but I couldn't make it. So I puked in the water fountain next to the bathroom.
  
  Everybody was like "EWWWWW Somebody puked here." I was laughing.
• Piko wrote on 2010-06-19 00:21

  Quote from Shirayuki;68778:

  I SECOND WHAT CHOCKO SAYS! DID YOU GET THE WOMAN?!

  
  
  The confession sucked. All it was was her saying : "Aaaw, is that true, Hitaki?" and some other stuff that I was I didn't listen too well to because I was so tensioned about my first confession that I could barely listen to anything. Not to mention when i finally said it, this passerby girl just stairs at us for 2 seconds and leaves while we discuss stuff. We ended up staying "Just Friends".
• Chockeh wrote on 2010-06-19 00:22

  Quote from Pikablu;68793:

  The confession sucked. All it was was her saying : "Aaaw, is that true, Hitaki?" and some other stuff that I was I didn't listen too well to because I was so tensioned about my first confession that I could barely listen to anything. Not to mention when i finally said it, this passerby girl just stairs at us for 2 seconds and leaves while we discuss stuff. We ended up staying "Just Friends".

  
  I'm sorry man, need a hug?
  At least you got your 1st confession already owo.
• Piko wrote on 2010-06-19 00:24

  Quote from Chocklitshop;68795:

  I'm sorry man, need a hug?
  At least you got your 1st confession already owo.

  
  
  Nah, wasn't too interested in the whole "going out" concept anyway. Too much work and I'm not really that interesting of a guy. I weird people out most of the time or do some crazy shet that makes people think I'm high all the time, like jump out school windows from the second story and live (I live because I secretly cushion the fall by lessening the impact on my body using the walls to lessen the strength of the fall a bit. They usually don't see this because by the time kids gather at the window I jumped out of I already landed.)
• Time wrote on 2010-06-19 00:27
  .....Ew.
• Hiccup wrote on 2010-06-19 00:31
  PUKE STORIES!!! /hijack
  
  I was in 2nd grade in New Hampshire. I wasn't feeling too good during class and I thought I could toughen it out. I couldn't and soon I walked up to the teachers desk, told her I didn't feel good. She's like oh ok just go get the trash can and walk to the nurses. -takes a few steps- *pukes* All the kids freaked out and for the rest of the year there was this stain in the carpet where I hurled. XD
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-06-19 00:31
  My thoughts since the beginning of this thread. Mostly cause it was a fat kid puking.
  

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  I realize its a a horrible joke pretend I didn't make it like you guys usually do.