Greetings, chumps! This is your favorite forum fgt and all-around ****ty spamposter NewbieNub to SUGGEST what should be LAW in this section with this updated rules thread!
I've seen way too many crap about to put this behind, now. Before you point fingers at people, think about yourself. If you do not have anything good to post about THEN DON'T POST IT. Forum drama? NO THANK YOU. Take it to the PM, personal insults for personal messages!
Lets all continue with this ****ty list I'm going to quote off one of my good pal, Ethane ahaha.
[SIZE="6"]Things that SHOULD get you banned:[/SIZE]
Any NSFW material including nudity, pornography, vile shock imagery, etc. This includes links to such material.
Harassment. Flaming is common but if you take it over the line, you're toast. This includes stalking someone on the forum. Keep in mind that mods and admins AND the person you've repped can see who repped who.
Racism and bigotry. I'm going out on a limb here and trusting your intelligence when it comes to a part of this - but specifically and maliciously insulting someone over their race, gender, sexual orientation, etc just ain't going to happen. Read the "For Dummies" part below. As for racism, it simply is not tolerated. Go burn your crosses somewhere else.
Religious insults. Nobody cares about which deity to patronize, at the same time you better not try to stir up a crusade or jihad. Also, take your Richard Dawkins bull**** back to Reddit, nobody here cares about that either.
Sneaking past the wordfilters. You're not the first person to do this, and it's not cute or funny.
Spamming/abusing tags. Tags are there to aid in searches and the like for people who are smart enough never to step foot into this forum. Mods and admins can see who posted tags, so don't abuse these.
Mischief and shenanigans. this includes discussions of forum raids, hacking, and general all-around stuff that makes people frown.
Importing drama. Nobody cares how big of a jerk your guildmate xXxVegetaRulzxXx is.
Pissing off the mods and admins. They're actually a great bunch of folk who can take a joke, really, but if you really have a problem with our staff then take it to PM. Except Byte. Feel free to insult him all you want (LOLOLOL 8D).
Advertising. Nobody wants the crap you're selling.
Spamming Threads. This wreaks havoc on the latest threads feature for users who are smart enough to never step into this landfill of a subforum.
[SIZE="6"]The "How Random Works For Dummies" Obligatory Reminder[/SIZE]
This forum is for laughs. The Random Crew of posters are also regular, supportive, and contributing members of the rest of the forums. They're also not sperging manchildren with the social graces of an addled 4th grader; so far they've proven to have enough intelligence to know exactly what "unacceptable" and "over the line" is. If that is not you, and mommy still wipes the dribble from your neckbeard while you rage at the internet, this forum isn't for you.
ALSO USE IMAGESHACK OR SOME LEGIT IMAGE HOSTING SITE, DON'T IMAGE LEECH FROM OTHER SITES YOU MORONS
[SIZE="5"]Things that will get you laughed at:[/SIZE]
Frivolous reports/being a crybaby. Don't like the mean jerks in random? Go cry somewhere else.
Crying about your OH SO PRECIOUS REP. oh noes my forum rep whatever will I do
Dropping tired/stupid/worn-out/dead #chan memes. "Fail" was funny about the first 10 million times it was said.
Acting like you're some kind of forum superstar. Read #5 again, and welcome to the great leveling ground.
Being a Furry.
Not Being a Furry.
Claiming you're a "hawt babe".
Intentionally misspelling "hot" as "hawt".
Intentionally misspelling anything like a complete idiot.
Oh right, before I'm done:
1. Leave Your dignity at the door, you won't need it here.
2. Random is a horrible subforum - even the advertising spambots know to avoid this place.
3. Random is full of horrible posters.
4. By posting in Random, that makes you a horrible poster.
5. Nobody cares about your staff position, your precious rep, or your postcount. You are all equally worthless. Especially Ethane, the person who've made this post.
6. If you make a good post, someone will ruin it.
7. If you make a bad post, someone will make it worse.
8. Random was never good.
9. Random will never be good.
10. What happens in Random, stays in Random.
Now, unless you have something constructive to say or you think that you can seriously make the thread better, don't bother to click the "POST REPLY" button. This is seriously becoming an annoyance by now.
Com'on.