This is an archive of the mabination.com forums which were active from 2010 to 2018. You can not register, post or otherwise interact with the site other than browsing the content for historical purposes. The content is provided as-is, from the moment of the last backup taken of the database in 2019. Image and video embeds are disabled on purpose and represented textually since most of those links are dead.
To view other archive projects go to
https://archives.mabination.com
-
Hiccup wrote on 2011-12-21 05:09
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/aroused-by-walmart-657483#.TvFkkz1eQAo.facebook
AUGUST 10--A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused†when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.
[Image: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/750x970/documents/keenaff.jpg]
Travis Keen, 28, was busted on an obscenity charge and booked into the Ouachita Parish jail, where he is being held in lieu of $5000 bail.
[Image: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/brentkeenmug.jpg]
Keen, pictured in the mug shot at right, was collared after a witness reported to police that a man driving a Ford Taurus drove past him “with his penis exposed.†The witness, who tailed the Ford as it drove around a Walmart parking lot in Monroe, told cops that when the suspect “saw a female in the parking lot he would stop and watch them.â€
When Officer Colby Spillers confronted him, Keen reportedly “stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.â€
[Image: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/walmartfrontimage.jpg]
Thankfully, Keen did not further detail what it was about the retailer that so turned him on. Perhaps it was just the people of Walmart. (1 page)
:gloom3:
-
RicochetOrange wrote on 2011-12-21 05:12
Well nobody wants to see some random guy's penis. There are children at Wal-Mart. D:
-
Akemii wrote on 2011-12-21 05:12
TL;DR version?
EDIT:
red first sentence. WAT
LOLOL
-
Hiccup wrote on 2011-12-21 05:12
Quote from Akemii;700096:
TL;DR version?
a witness reported to police that a man driving a Ford Taurus drove past him “with his penis exposed.†The witness, who tailed the Ford as it drove around a Walmart parking lot in Monroe, told cops that when the suspect “saw a female in the parking lot he would stop and watch them.â€
When Officer Colby Spillers confronted him, Keen reportedly “stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.â€
Lazy ass.
-
Armi wrote on 2011-12-21 05:17
[S]hipsters[/S] [S]exhibitionists[/S] amurika and their tight pants
-
Spanky wrote on 2011-12-21 05:18
what does this have to do with america?
-
Hiccup wrote on 2011-12-21 05:21
Quote from Spanky;700106:
what does this have to do with america?
Walmart is in America.
I'd explain my day-day life there, and how I'm hardly surprised but I can also just point you to..
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
-
Conor wrote on 2011-12-21 05:22
walmart is also in china
-
Hiccup wrote on 2011-12-21 05:24
Quote from Conor;700113:
walmart is also in china
True but this happened in America :l
Walmart is all over the world though not called "Walmart" technically.
-
EndlessDreams wrote on 2011-12-21 05:25
Quote from Hiccup;700110:
Walmart is in America.
Wal-mart can be found in at least 27 different nations.
Human stupidity can be found anywhere on Earth.
-
Akemii wrote on 2011-12-21 05:26
Quote from EndlessDreams;700116:
Wal-mart can be found in at least 27 different nations.
Human stupidity can be found anywhere on Earth.
Brazil?
If it isn't in Brazil it isn't official.
-
Hiccup wrote on 2011-12-21 05:29
Quote from EndlessDreams;700116:
Wal-mart can be found in at least 27 different nations.
Human stupidity can be found anywhere on Earth.
Just look at America though. Or just work at Walmart during the holiday season. Plus I never see these crazy people stories from other countries, though I don't deny they are out there. I just think overall America is doing pretty terrible.
Quote from Akemii;700118:
Brazil?
If it isn't in Brazil it isn't official.
http://walmartstores.com/AboutUs/259.aspx
-
EndlessDreams wrote on 2011-12-21 05:34
Quote from Hiccup;700121:
Just look at America though. Or just work at Walmart during the holiday season. Plus I never see these crazy people stories from other countries, though I don't deny they are out there. I just think overall America is doing pretty terrible.
Media bias.
It is much easier to find news about our Wal-marts because our media are more closer proximity to them. Not to mention, their local news might not even be in English, and easily accessible. There are also more Wal-marts in America than in other countries, so probability for such news to be spotted and posted is greater.
Also, I wouldn't consider driving around naked as something news worthy enough to reach across the world.
-
Hiccup wrote on 2011-12-21 05:38
Quote from EndlessDreams;700132:
Media bias.
It is much easier to find news about our Wal-marts because our media are more closer proximity to them. Not to mention, their local news might not even be in English, and easily accessible. There are also more Wal-marts in America than in other countries, so probability for such news to be spotted and posted is greater.
[S]Also, I wouldn't consider driving around naked as something news worthy enough to reach across the world.[/S]
I work there. Bias indeed. Though my feelings for this country stem from various things.
Crossed out, dun care about.
-
Skye wrote on 2011-12-21 05:40
This is...just...weird...