- Wikipedia on Naglfar
Spearheaded by guild leader Positivezero, Naglfar is currently in a state of rebirth, which in laymens terms means that Positivezero kicked out all the inactives and has decide to begin actively recruiting for the wonderful guild we call Naglfar.
I have been chosen(forced) to advertise for Naglfar outside of Mabi, so im here to tell you all about how great the guild is and how you should all join us in our quest to set fire to Nexons servers and yada yada yada.
In order to join us though, zero has some requirements that people must fulfill to gain entry to Naglfar.
You must be, in the following order.
Over total level 300
Have a transformation skill.
Be an active and talkative player, ready to engage in guild activities such as, but not limited to.
-Killing elves randomly
-Killing giants randomly
-Killing humans randomly
-Killing monsters randomly
-Killing yourself randomly
-Setting fire to Nexons hq
If you meet the above expectations and wish to join Naglfar, please note one of the following people or apply at our wonderful guildstone, which is located in a secret location that you will never find for another 5 or so paragraphs. People to note include Positivezero, Ninjam, Bouncingfrog, Ninjam, and Ninjam, Although ninjam should be your last choice as he does not have guildmaster or juniormaster powers.
For your amusement and my wish of not having this huge blocks of text, here is a picture of Positivezero's cat.
[Image: http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7526/kittymz.jpg]
Although i do not currently have any good screenshots to share with you about how great Naglfar is right now, i do have a quickly taken screenshot of me standing next to the guild stone, where if your able to type up a clear and interesting application, you an apply it.
Please note that if your application includes any of the following, we will not only stalk you around Dunberton and laugh at you, but also laugh at your friends, your mother, and your entire extended family.
Things we will laugh at include
-Bad misspellings and grammar. A bit of bad spelling is fine, but please make it readable to the average 6th grader.
-L33tsp3ak. Excessive use of l33tsp3ak results in brain implosions, please leave most of it out.
-Begging. Begging for our money, clothes, food, cancer treatments, entry. All of this will earn you the entire guild visiting your house at 3am and egging it.
-Uninteresting. We might not laugh at you as badly, but please dont make us fall asleap before we finish reading the first word.
Of coarse, the one that's rely going to be reading all this is Positivezero, if you realy want to impress him, fill your guild application with yaoi stories and/or pictures. The more the better, as i will get a good laugh out of it when he complains about it over guildchat.
Oh, and heres that screenshot of the guildstone i promised you 4 paragraphs back.
[Image: http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3658/guildstone.jpg]
Goodbye, and i hope to see all you wonderful people in Naglfar. ~Ninjam, the chief combat master and best member of Naglfar ever.