Guys, I saved Jesus.

• TA wrote on 2012-01-15 04:48
  Okay so, I had this dream right... (it was after a series of 3 very weird other dreams, but that's besides the point)
  
  And in this dream, Jesus was on the cross, right. I went up with a carriage that had like 4 horses or something, threw ropes around each of the nails, pulled them all out at the same time, caught him, then saved him.
  
  I took him and hid him under a house's floor like WW2 Jew style, and nursed him back to health.
  
  Weird as **** dream... Anyways, it got me thinking...
  
  Let's put our beliefs aside for a moment, and assume that the story was actually true (The Bible, Jesus, all that jazz), and let's say this did happen.
  
  How do you think this would have affected everything, had this happened?
  
  [SPOILER="Spoiler"]Okay, so he died for our sins or whatever, right? So if I saved him, then that means that we wouldn't have been saved?
  
  Or... Maybe we were forgiven because at least one person was good enough to save an innocent man? *shrug*[/SPOILER]
  
  I dunno... I'm really curious what would have happened. So, tell me... what do you think would have happened?
  
  edit:[SPOILER="Spoiler"]Maybe another deluge?[/SPOILER]
• EndlessDreams wrote on 2012-01-15 04:55
  There will be another guy to replace him for the die for the sins part. Either that, or everyone will buy the Mohammed story.
  
  Or they could just continue with the story as it is, and ignore the minor part about Jesus being saved. They could just continue making stuff up, and use force to say otherwise. After all, only the educated can write back then.
• Chillax wrote on 2012-01-15 04:57
  God would have sent soldiers to your exact location and have them capture Jesus but let you escape. Jesus would go back on the cross, because God supposedly wanted Jesus to die for humankind's sins, which somehow solves that issue, despite God being the big kahuna.
  
  Fun fact: There's a guy named God.
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Shammgod
• Nithiel wrote on 2012-01-15 04:58
  Yep. You would have been punished for saving him. xD
• Nithiel wrote on 2012-01-15 04:59
  It would be like that episode of king of the hill where bill keeps trying to commit suicide so everyone has to watch him 24/7. Jesus would just keep trying to die for our sins and you'd have to watch him constantly. xD
• Juno wrote on 2012-01-15 05:05
  The Roman's don't play around. Give it 2 minutes and you'd both be back on that cross.
• TA wrote on 2012-01-15 05:09
  Well, I'm pretty sure I did actually save him... cause after I nursed him back to health we fled the region. I even made him some shin braces so he could walk without his feet giving out. I don't think he could use his hands though...
  
  And, well...
  :blush:
  [SPOILER="Spoiler"]...I'm pretty sure he was really hot and we ended up having sex.[/SPOILER]
  
  ...BUT I OMITTED THAT PART OKAY.
• Juno wrote on 2012-01-15 05:10

  Quote from TA;736308:

  Well, I'm pretty sure I did actually save him... cause after I nursed him back to health we fled the region. I even made him some shin braces so he could walk without his feet giving out. I don't think he could use his hands though...
  
  And, well...
  :blush:
  [SPOILER="Spoiler"]...I'm pretty sure he was really hot and we ended up having sex.[/SPOILER]
  
  ...BUT I OMITTED THAT PART OKAY.

  
  
  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hah...
  
  [SPOILER="Spoiler"]Missionary?[/SPOILER]
• Nithiel wrote on 2012-01-15 05:11

  Quote from TA;736308:

  
  And, well...
  :blush:
  [SPOILER="Spoiler"]...I'm pretty sure he was really hot and we ended up having sex.[/SPOILER]
  
  ...BUT I OMITTED THAT PART OKAY.

  
  
  OH. You meant some guy named Jesús. I thought we were talking about THE Jesus.
• TA wrote on 2012-01-15 05:33

  Quote from Nithiel;736313:

  OH. You meant some guy named Jesús. I thought we were talking about THE Jesus.

  
  
  We are talking about THAT Jesus!
  
  I'm sure I was practically the new badass-ninja-pirate-assassin Mary, or something. Who knows what could have happened if I hadn't woken up!
• Nithiel wrote on 2012-01-15 05:35

  Quote from TA;736333:

  We are talking about THAT Jesus!
  
  I'm sure I was practically the new badass-ninja-pirate-assassin Mary, or something. Who knows what could have happened if I hadn't woken up!

  
  
  Was I in your dream? ):
• Ithiliel wrote on 2012-01-15 05:37

  Quote from Juno;736311:

  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hah...
  
  [SPOILER="Spoiler"]Missionary?[/SPOILER]

  
  
  lol dammit, I can't rep you again yet :<
  
  @TA-It doesn't surprise me you had sex with dream Jesus XD
• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2012-01-15 08:03
  either Tiffany tainted Christianity or created a new race of Jesuses and Tiffanys
• Herro wrote on 2012-01-15 18:29

  Quote from BobYoMeowMeow;736483:

  either Tiffany tainted Christianity or created a new race of Jesuses and Tiffanys

  
  
  or both...