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Mr. Napkin Goast. (Yes, I know it's spelled Ghost, he isn't a Ghost)
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Mr. Napkin Goast likes fries.
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GRIMER!
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iMug. (You know it's coming)
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ALL MADE WITH
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OK, NOW FOR THE WRITING PART!
Charley Horse
A blood-curdling scream of death had erupted from the bed. Little Timmy had had a charley horse. Hisparents quickly dashed into the room, only to see thier only child clutching his left leg as if to prevent it from being torn off. His parents could only watch in horror as thier child went through great pains. Eventually the pain subsided, however the muscle was sore, and Timmy was late for school! He jumped up and hobbled on his way down the dirt country road to the school house. Despite his best efforts, he was still late, and was punished for being tardy. The days went otherwise he same as they had been before the incident. Eventually Timmy had grown up, had a family of his own, and eventually died at the grand old age of 93.
and
5 Bux.
"Yo! Proper man! Ya owe me five bux! Can I get my five bux right nao?"
"No my good sir. I unfortunately, do not have five American Dollars which to have the exquisite delight to give you. If I did have five American Dollars which to give you to recive exquisite delight I most certianly would."
"Yo man dose some big words man. Hey, you speak really fancy! Can you show me how ta speak like dat?"
"Why yes I could my good man! It only takes a small amount of disicpline. I don't even need to show you! Simply eat thrree proper meals a day, dress nicely for the occasion, avoid vulgar language, and be respectful. That is he basis of being a gentlemen."
"Wut? I just wanted ta know how you spoke like that man. No need to get all philisofical on me!"
"Why sir this has nothing at all to do with philosiohy (spelling). It is simply a way to act as to be friendly to all. It cannot be imitated!"
"Yo man! I don't care if it's no imitation! I just wanna be able to talk like dat!"
"Why you know nothing of being a gentlemen. I will take my leave! Good day to you, sir."
"Yeah you run away! Man you don't know nothing!"