I read it all, felt sad, then facepalmed at the joke.
Yup.. :<
I read it all, felt sad, then facepalmed at the joke.
i didnt get it at first, then i was like....."......"
GG Sin.....4Chan probably has better jokes.
Summary plawks
Probably missing details. But.
Man goes driving in middle of desert with SUV. Crashes into a rock like an idiot. Stays there for a day, drinks all water, takes wiper fluid in bottle. Gets lost, almost dies, meets talking snake that grants wishes. Wishes to never be thirsty, next wishes have conditions. Secrecy and coming to visit the snake and stuff. Also has lever to end mankind if needed. So he wishes for good health to nuke the methanol from the fluid and wisdom, then goes and becomes rich and stuff while somehow getting the snake to use a modified laptop. So one day the snake wants to die, only after the man takes his son on a world trip. So guy stalls, son of snake finds out, they finally go back to kill the snake. He drives over hill, messes up, slides down hill. Either hits the lever to kill everyone or the snake.
Snake is called Nate.
/bad joke
inb4tl;dr
Not anymore bro. Do not want.