FML, Top Three posts 10th of July

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Rose wrote on 2010-07-09 17:37

Hullo! just decided i'd make another random thread, And please post your favourite FML's! (Or MLIA)
Or vote for your favourite one!
First one, By Allangreenberg
Today, I saw my son playing in the garden. Thinking I would be funny, I snuck outside with a bucket of water to soak him. When I rounded the corner of the house, I threw the bucket of water. I spent the next few hours in hospital as I soaked the neighbor's dog which then attacked me. FML

Second one by..Anonymous (woman)
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line, waiting to pay for my groceries, I heard someone breath in...very loudly, in my ear. I turned around to see a guy sniffing my hair. He beamed at me and stated, "You always smell so good." I had never, in my life, seen this man. FML

Thirdy and final by Lauren (I decided this one was better)
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
Serathx wrote on 2010-07-09 18:24

Woww...those all must suck.
Second one is freaking creepy though. If someone said that to me I'd have pulled out
my mechanical pencil and jammed it one of his eye sockets and screamed.
RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-09 18:29

Ok... Was I supposed to be laughing or...
Rose wrote on 2010-07-09 18:31

Quote from Serathx;87264:
Woww...those all must suck.
Second one is freaking creepy though. If someone said that to me I'd have pulled out
my mechanical pencil and jammed it one of his eye sockets and screamed.

i have a better one, From "Hairvictim"
Today, I found out that my boyfriend eats my hair while I am sleeping. FML