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Hundreds of years ago there was a man who some saw as a king, and others a heretic. One day the man was captured by those who feared his power and control over similar minded people, they were to place him on a rope attached to a wooden frame until the life was removed from his body via closure of the airway and suffocation, or a very severe neck fracture.
But before they placed him to his untimely demise on this device, he had few words left for the masses who had gathered for the occasion. The man stated very simply, and without emotion, "I am going to be executed at this particular moment and have no more need for any material wealth, so for those who are sufficently prepared you may or may not take my possesions, depending on if you can find it as it is located in a very conveniently named location which people will certainly not misinterpret due to it's simplicity."
Soon after the grotesque display of supposed heretic being executed in a primitive fashion, men who desired the accumulated materials and reputation he had obtained while still notorious around the general area of the known world, despite knowing the location of said desires was in fact very difficult to obtain without the knowledge of the man himself set out to find the aforementioned objects of questionable content.
AND THEY SAILED OUT TO FIND ONE PIECE
Quote from Zeo;860744:
The Clown Statue
A teen female was babysitting for a wealthy family with a very large house, location - Newport Beach, California.
The parents planned on dinner out and a late movie. Wanting to ease the babysitter's concerns about being in such a large house, the father directs that the babysitter use a certain TV room after putting the kids to bed, so she can hear the kids easily should they awaken before the parents' return.
After the parents leave, the babysitter visits with the children, and they all share a nice supper that was prepared ahead of time by the kids' mother. Afterward, the babysitter spends time with the kids doing various activities before their bedtime. Nothing is amiss and all are having a pretty good time and enjoying each other.
After the babysitter puts the kids to bed, she goes downstairs to the room mentioned by the father of the household. She understands that this is the best room to be in so that she can hear the children should they stir in their sleep and need her to come and comfort them, but she is bothered by the clown statue in the corner of the room. To her, it is very unnerving!
She tries to ignore the clown statue and watches a little television, but finally, her nerves get the better of her and she dials the father's cell number. She knows she shouldn't disturb the couple she is babysitting for, but under the circumstance, she felt it best to phone and ask permission to go against the prior directions to stay in the father's room of choice. Perhaps he would be able to suggest a similarly convenient place in the home for listening for noise from the children. Of course, she also wouldn't want to get in trouble for directly disobeying, either.
When the father answers his cell phone, the babysitter asks, "Would it be alright with you if I find a different place in the house to sit - or if I go read quietly with the little lamp in one of the kids' rooms while I wait for you to get home?"
When the father asks if it might not be better for her to just read from the TV room, she admits, "I know this sounds very silly, but I'd rather read upstairs and don't mind not watching TV until you get home because this big clown statue in the TV room is really creepy!"
Immediately, the father says, "Go upstairs, get the kids - quickly - " and he outlines a quick route through the large house to the back door. "Go directly to the neighbor's house - phone me once you're there - go do this now!"
Alarmed, the babysitter asks, "Wow, what's going on?" The father just repeats, "Go now, follow my instructions exactly - go!"
The babysitter does exactly as instructed, and once she gets the kids to the neighbor's house, she calls the father back.
"What was all that about" the babysitter asked.
"We do not own any kind of clown statue!" the father replied. "I have already phoned the police and they are on their way over to the house...you stay put with the kids - we are on our way to meet you at the neighbors."
Must be a nicer version of the Angel Statue.
Same exact story line, except when the baby sister goes up to get the kids, they're dead.
I also modified the story after retelling it about 150 times to where the kids are missing and the babysitter finds them chopped up in the closet.
Also for a story of my own-
A 16 year old teenage girl was sleeping alone because her parents were out of town for the weekend.
Around 2 A.M. she woke up because of a thunderstorm.
Feeling frightened, she reached down under her bed to feel around for her 4 months old puppy.
The puppy licked her fingers, and feeling reassured, she almost drifted off to sleep.
Before sleep could fully take her over, she heard dripping from her bathroom. It sounded like water was dripping from the faucet, so she decided to ignore it.
She closed her eyes and waited for sleep to come, but even through the thunderstorm, the dripping noise was very loud.
Frightened once again, she reached down under her bed to give her puppy a little pat. The puppy licked her fingers again, and she felt safe.
She turned over in bed and stuffed her face into her pillow, trying to block out the dripping noise.
After about 30 minutes, she decided she couldn't take any more of it and decided to be brave and check out her bathroom.
When she got into her bathroom, she stepped on a puddle of what felt like water.
She flipped on the light switch and cried in terror.
Her 4 month old puppy was nailed to the mirror and next to it was a message that said
"Humans can lick too"