Invent a modern day Roman/Greek god(dess)

• Maenad wrote on 2012-05-16 13:28
  Include a name, what they govern, and a short story involving them.
  
  Example:
  
  Traffius - The God of Traffic:
  
  Once upon a time, the city of San Francisco was, actually, a pretty nice place to drive. People made it to work on time, appointments were not missed, all was good.
  Suddenly, a large amount of people gained the idea that if they prepared while they drove, they could sleep longer. This angered Traffius, for he had commanded that full attention must be invested on the road. But, as he was not a vengeful god, he gave San Francisco a warning in the form of many arrests. Despite the warning, the people continued, adding more tasks to their driving time, such as texting. Traffius had had enough, and he cursed San Francisco with an eternal traffic jam.
• whocares8128 wrote on 2012-05-16 15:00
  Anonymous - God[S]dess[/S] of The Internet
  
  As people began to connect computers together, Anonymous saw that they were being used for productive things and that machines had easily traceable IP addresses. This angered Anonymous greatly, so He connected the whole world together and then invented private networks and proxies to further hide people's real identities. From this He created the trolls. [SIZE="1"]You've probably already heard the rest of this story...[/SIZE]