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WELLIFWEGOdRuNKANDIFEELLONLEYWEMIGHTJUSTYOUKNOW
NO HOMO
HOT TWILIGHT MSN CONVO
by =x-Aiko-chan-x
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
YOU KNOW
IM GOING TO TURN INTO A WEREWOLF
BUT
-takes off shirt sparkling-
I LOVE U BELLA
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
BELLA
IS MINE
BECAUSE
I AM A VAMPIRE
WITH TOTAL REGARD
OF GRAVITY
BECAUSE MY HAIR
IS TTLY HOT
&STUFF
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
BUT I HAVE A SKIN COLOUR
IM HAWT
I HAVE MUSCLES
I GET HAIRY
AND I CAN BEAT U UP
CUZ EVEN IF I AM A WEREWOLF
I STILL SPARKLE
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
YEAH WELL
...
**** YOU
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CUT YOUR HAIR. NOW YOU'RE A FAG
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
OH YH?!
AT LEAST
IT MAKES
BELLA HESITATE
BETWEEN ME ANDU
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
HHNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*activate sparkle*
I STILL HAVE MY SECRET MONSTROUS POWER
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
I HID MINE
U WILL SEE
IT SOON~
I AM
YOUR SPARKLE GOD!
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
GREAT JOB AT SOUNDING LESS GAY JACOB
KEEP IT UP
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
THANK YOU
I WILL NEVER STOP
ONE DAY
I'LL MAKE
SPARKLE LOVE
TO BELLA
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
PAL
I
WILL
CUT
YOU
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
RAAAAAAAAAAWR!
BRING ET *****!
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
OH IT'S ON WOLFBOY
Pikajew~Senior / BELLA says:
Bella: NO U GUYS I LOVE EVERYONE I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A PEACEFULL WORLD AND LOVE EVERYONE AND THEN RUN OVER THE RAINBOW TO MAKE BABIES!
!Elke / WORLD - says:
World: **** YOU SOCIETY, FUUCCCKKK YOOOUUUUU
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
BELLA, I NEED U, I WANT YOU, I WANT TO CUT U!
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
OH NO
THE EMOS ARE ARRIVING
I MEAN
THE VOLTURI ARE ARRIVING
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
BELLA
HAVE ME!
BELLA PLZ
IM BEGGIN U
!Elke / VOLTURI LOL - says:
VOLTURI: WERE GONNA KILL BELLA AND MAKE A FUZZ ABOUT IT BECAUSE JUST POISONING HER SCHOOL CAFETERIA FOOD IS FOR PUSSIES WHO WANT TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
NUU BELLA IM EDWARD IM A LION IM SUPERCOOL
TAKE MEE
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
NO DONT!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME AWESOME
WEREWOLF censored PLZZ
BELIEVE ME!
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
UHG HE LIES
WERE GONNA HAVE A BABBY BELLA
I JUST KNOW IITT
MARRY ME
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
DO U REALLY WANT SPARKLE BABIES?!
DO U?!
I DONT EVEN
SPARKLES?!
C'MON DUDE!
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
JACOB U CAN HAVE OUR NEW DAUGHTER. I KNOW YOU'RE INTO THAT
I SAW WHAT'S ON YOUR COMPUTER
MAN
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
IF ONLY MY PC WASNT HACKED
I KNOW IT WAS U!
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
OMG LIES
I ONLY LOVE BELLA
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
LIAR
I KNOW U LOVE HER MOM
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
MAYBE MEGAN FOX ON A OCCASION BUT MOSTLY BELLA
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
SEE
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
MOSTLY
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
I ONLY LOVE BELLA
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
BUT IT'S IN MY MIND SO IT DOESNT COUNT
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MIND
Pikajew~Senior / BELLA says:
BELLA: WHAT?
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
I MEAN, MAYBE BELLA2 ON A OCCASION BUT MOSTLY BELLA
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
IT WASNT ME!
LIKE DUDE
UR LAME:
MUST U ALWAYS
IMPRESS
BELLA
GAWD U KNOW WHAT
TAKE THE *****
I LIKE UR SISTER BETTER ANYWAYS
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
I DONT EVEN LIKE BELLA
I MEAN WTF IS THE FUZZ ABOUT
LETS GO TO VEGAS
NO HOMO
Pikajew~Senior / JACOB says:
NO HOMO
WELLIFWEGOdRuNKANDIFEELLONLEYWEMIGHTJUSTYOUKNOW
!Elke / EDWARD - says:
YEAH BUT IF WE SAY NO HOMO ITS OKAI
!Elke / NARRATOR - says:
And they lived happily ever after
the end