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fathippo wrote on 2010-04-14 00:18
AND THEN HE GOT LUNG CANCER AND DIED CUZ THERE WUZ NO HOSPITAL.
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Discord wrote on 2010-04-14 00:21
HIS CREMATED ASHES RUINED THE FORMERLY HEALTHY LUNGS OF MANY SCHOOLCHILDREN WORLDWIDE.
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fathippo wrote on 2010-04-14 00:22
THEN HE GOT REVIVED AS A BIRD AND HE POOPED ON PEOPLES CARS.
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Scontro wrote on 2010-04-14 00:28
AT THAT MOMENT A GENIE CAME OUT OF MORTON'S LUNGS AND GAVE HIM THREE WISHES.
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fathippo wrote on 2010-04-14 00:29
HIS FIRST WISH WAS FOR A GIANT TOILET TO TAKE A DUMP IN SO PEOPLE WOULDNT GET MAD AT HIM AND THROW ROCKS AT HIM.
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Time wrote on 2010-04-14 10:58
HIS SECOND WISH WAS TO TRANSFORM INTO A BIRD-HUMAN (A HUMAN WITH BIRD LIKE LOOKS AND WINGS).
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Drago wrote on 2010-04-14 13:06
HIS THIRD WISH WAS FOR 17 BILLION DOLLARS!
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Zid wrote on 2010-04-14 17:08
HE THEN CHALLENGE BILL GATES TO A POKEMON DUEL.
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Drago wrote on 2010-04-14 21:00
BILL GATES BRIBED THE JUDGE SO MORTONS PIKACHU ELECTRICUTED HIM!
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Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-04-14 22:03
BUT HE SUMMONED HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH AND WON SOMEHOW.
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Time wrote on 2010-04-15 01:41
BUT THEN HE FOUND OUT HE HAD TO WIN IN A CHILD'S CARD GAME TO ESCAPE BILL GATES HOUSE.
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puppypaint wrote on 2010-04-15 01:43
SO HE CHALLENGED BILL GATES'S DOG TO A GAME OF GO FISH.
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Sanctus wrote on 2010-04-15 03:06
HOWEVER, NONE OF THEM KNEW HOW TO PLAY GO FISH.
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Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-04-15 03:10
SO HE JUST BEAT THE DOG UP AND FOLLOWED HIM IN A FASHION THAT IS SIMILAR TO
THE HORRIBLY SLOW MURDER WITH AN EXTREMELY INEFFICIENT WEAPON.
[video=youtube;9VDvgL58h_Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y[/video]
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Frawmus wrote on 2010-04-15 03:25
HE CHOSE THE WEAPON TO DEFEAT THE DOG, AND DECIDED ON A CARDBOARD SWORD