The Story of David & Saani (with pictures!) (better than Virtue's story!!!!)

• David wrote on 2010-07-20 21:16
  It was a typical Saturday morning, or so I thought when I woke up. I stared at my alarm: it read 8 A.M. The snooze button was quite tempting, as always, but I could not press it. Not today. I was on a mission, a mission to get in shape. And so I put some clothes on, as quiet as possible to avoid waking up my roommate, Saani, and went out for a morning run.
  
  

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  I came back from my morning run at precisely 8:44 A.M. Saani usually sleeps until noon since she's a lazy cow, so I was quite surprised when I heard a distinct tinkling sound coming from the bathroom. And here is where my story truly begins.
  
  

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  "...Saani, is that you?" I said.
  "Yeah, who else would it be?" she replied.
  "W..What're you doing?"
  "I'm peeing, is that okay?"
  "Why is the door open?"
  
  

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  "Nobody said you had to look, David, just shut your eyes and walk past!"
  
  

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  "No way man, just...shut the door."
  
  

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  "I can't shut the door, okay? I'm peeing. I have my pants down. It's not that big of a deal. Just shut your eyes and walk past!"
  
  

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  "No. I'm going to wait until you're finish. I can't move until you're done peeing."
  
  

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  "I can't pee if you're waiting on me, okay!? It's like, it's like when there's people in line behind you at a urinal!"
  
  

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  "Yes you can, just do it, PLEASE!"
  
  

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  "I assure you, I can not."
  
  

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  "YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT!"
  "NO! I CAN'T!"
  "Saani, we're in this together!"
  
  

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  "No we're not, David, no we're not! YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER!"
  
  

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  "What does that even mean!?"
  
  

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  "David, calm down! I need you to calm down, alright?"
  
  

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  "Saani...there's a man in your room with a gun."
  
  

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  "David, this is not the time for games right now."
  
  

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  "He's got a gun, and he's pointing it at my face..."
  
  

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  "David, you better not be messing with me man, this is not the time."
  
  

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  "If you don't pee I'm going to die, Saani."
  
  

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  "You have GOT to be kidding me!"
  
  

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  "Your pee...could save my life."
  
  

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  "Alright, alright. I'm..I'm gonna do this, okay? I'm gonna do this for us because we're a team. That's what we are, David, we're a freaking TEAM!
  
  

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  "...Thank you so much, Saani. I...I've never told you this but...I love you."
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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  "...David. David, if you're dead I don't mean to disrespect you, but if you are alive you better talk to me right now."
  
  

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  "Are you PEEING with the DOOR OPEN? That's sick."
  
  

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  Credits:
  David as David
  Saani as Saani
  Virtue as the asshole that kills me
• Nikachu wrote on 2010-07-20 21:19
  Wow, sad. with creepy faces.
• Virtue wrote on 2010-07-20 21:20
  10/10 would read again.
• Lan wrote on 2010-07-20 21:20
  o_O
• mahoz wrote on 2010-07-20 21:21
  Somebody has a pee fetish...
• David wrote on 2010-07-20 21:22

  Quote from mahoz;99115:

  Somebody has a pee fetish...

  
  
  Yeah. Saani does.
• Chiri wrote on 2010-07-20 21:22
  Should have hit snooze.
• David wrote on 2010-07-20 21:23

  Quote from Chiri;99117:

  Should have hit snooze.

  
  
  I know, right? Moral of the story: always hit the snooze button. Preferably about 5 times.
• Remoraid wrote on 2010-07-20 21:28
  Who the next person going to make a story about w/e & Saani? Besides, this one sucked. It made me T^T
• Hiccup wrote on 2010-07-20 22:42
  lmao +rep
• Kazuni wrote on 2010-07-20 22:50
  Lol.
  
  ...
• Cannibal wrote on 2010-07-22 05:02
  Oic.
• IceBlade wrote on 2010-07-22 05:55
  rotflmfao
  
  

  Quote from David;99122:

  I know, right? Moral of the story: always hit the snooze button. Preferably about 5 times.

  
  
  No 5 times will just mess-up you're hole day 2 or 3 times is better lol
  
  

  Quote from greenpepe;99129:

  Who the next person going to make a story about w/e & Saani? Besides, this one sucked. It made me T^T

  
  
  You could always make the next one lol
• David wrote on 2010-07-22 06:09

  Quote from IceBlade;100863:

  No 5 times will just mess-up you're hole day 2 or 3 times is better lol
  

  
  
  I usually press it 5 times, then turn it off and sleep for another hour or two. Now THAT messes up your whole day.
• MiniSoda wrote on 2010-07-22 06:12
  I like Sin's story better