Sun shining on my face. Birds singing outside the window. Gosh, was it already time to go to work...? I hadn't even gotten enough sleep last night.
I get up from my bed and as soon as I enter the bathroom, the doorbell rings.
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I look at the clock and it reads 7 am, and I wonder who in their right mind would be at my door at this time. I went to see who it was anyway.
I look through the peephole and screamed!
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"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
I back away from the door slowly.
"SAANI."
"Who?!"
"SAANI, THE STRIPPER."
"I didn't call for a stripper! What the hell? It's 7 am and you have no shirt on and I'm gonna call the police if you don't go!"
I hear a few steps away from my door and I sigh in relief. Some freakin' creepy people in this neighborhood. I walk towards the kitchen to get myself some breakfast. I'm gonna be late for work!
And there it was!! A loud bang and glass shattering!
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SOMEONE HAD BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE! I was scared for my life!
And there he was. The guy known as Saani.
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"Look. I did not drive all the way down here for nothing. You are gonna pay me."
"I didn't order a stripper!!!"
In that moment, he jumped on me and started strangling me.
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"STTOOOOOPPP. BLEEEEEEASEEEEEE STOOPPPPPPP"
I couldn't breathe.
The large black guy was gonna kill me if I didn't do something.
I had to think of something!!
AND I DID!
I yelled watermelon and chicken!
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He let go.
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"Dawg, how you know I love my watermelon?"
"I... I... I dunno, Saani. Would you like to share mine?"
"YA, MAN."
And so we went to the kitchen and ate like two good friends.
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