Public Restrooms

• Reptile wrote on 2012-07-24 11:10

  Quote from Charmer;916529:

  The biggest thing that bothers me is when people don't flush. I don't want to be greeted with your brewing bodily waste when I open the door.

  
  
  Poop stew
• Taycat wrote on 2012-07-24 12:59
  I remember at my High School that the main building's restrooms were the best ones to go to.
  
  The Academy was old as hell and the doors didn't have locks. The stalls there were also really short, so a tall person could easily see you doing your thing if they looked over. Mind you, it was the bathrooms for the 9th graders, so of course they were horrible.
  
  The vocational building wasn't as bad, but don't get me started on the sinks. The toilets were brand new my Senior year, but the sinks were so damn old. The hot water didn't even work on one of them. And the other one didn't give more than a trickle of water to wash your hands with. Not to mention these stalls also didn't have locks and the janitors almost never came to these ones and gave them new toilet paper.
  
  The old library bathrooms were pretty bad too. They were green. I shit you not, seafoam green. They were also in the same shape as the vocational building's, except that you had to hold the hot or cold water knobs to get any water.
  
  Last but not least, the Gym bathrooms. The older part of the Gym, plus the stadium seating bathrooms, had to be the worst of all. There's really no way I can explain how horrid they were.
• Compass wrote on 2012-07-24 20:39
  I'm only comfortable using my bathroom.
  I don't use the bathroom anywhere else.
• Tarvos wrote on 2012-07-25 03:25
  I remember when I had to make sure the bathrooms were stocked up on toilet paper when I was in a lower position at my current job. For some reason, the women's bathroom is always like a war zone. Toiler paper on the floor outside AND inside the stalls, and they were always drained of massive amounts of toilet paper.
  
  The men's bathroom is a lot cleaner in general, however, when something happens... Something HAPPENS. I'll never forget that day, that day I walked into the stall, and there was a load of crap on the back end of the seat. I just closed the door and never looked back. I still ponder to this day how a dude could miss that badly.
  
  I have a lot of horror stories regarding public bathrooms, this is why I never use them. The only exception is a urinal. But even then there's always that one motherfucker who will go right next to you when there's 5 other open urinals away from you.
• Altava wrote on 2012-07-25 04:24

  Quote from Tarvos;917140:

  The men's bathroom is a lot cleaner in general.

  
  Not to mention the wait is infinitely shorter than any women's bathroom and if you're androgynous enough you can just go in there instead.
• Aryiane wrote on 2012-07-25 04:34

  Quote from Tarvos;917140:

  I remember when I had to make sure the bathrooms were stocked up on toilet paper when I was in a lower position at my current job. For some reason, the women's bathroom is always like a war zone. Toiler paper on the floor outside AND inside the stalls, and they were always drained of massive amounts of toilet paper.
  
  The men's bathroom is a lot cleaner in general, however, when something happens... Something HAPPENS. I'll never forget that day, that day I walked into the stall, and there was a load of crap on the back end of the seat. I just closed the door and never looked back. I still ponder to this day how a dude could miss that badly.
  
  I have a lot of horror stories regarding public bathrooms, this is why I never use them. The only exception is a urinal. But even then there's always that one motherfucker who will go right next to you when there's 5 other open urinals away from you.

  
  
  Lol this made me giggle and reminded me of the train station bathrooms...
  
  I was in London this past June and we had to take the trains everywhere because it was all so spread out. It was about an hour and a half trip by train from my hotel to the station we had just shopped at. Well silly me, I hadn't thought to use the restroom in one of the nicer stores or restaurants before we got on the train so I got on, already having to go. Once we got to the station near the hotel I made a beeline for the restroom. I opened the door and was immediately hit by an overwhelming smell of pee and poop. I'm pretty sure I was in shock because I stood there looking inside the bathroom wondering how person after person could miss the toilet causing such a terrible smell to build up. I don't understand...
  
  The bathroom itself was all yellow, making it even worse. The walls, tile, mirror trim, everything...was yellow. Needless to say I decided I could hold it a bit longer.
• Shizuo wrote on 2012-07-26 03:44
  I never use public bathrooms. Ever. If I have to go, I hold it until I get home or back to the hotel room xD;;
• Kueh wrote on 2012-07-26 03:46

  Quote from Shizuo;917914:

  I never use public bathrooms. Ever. If I have to go, I hold it until I get home or back to the hotel room xD;;

  
  
  I try to do this.
  
  But still, there's this thrill about using public restrooms that I can't get over.
  
  "Omg, this is so naughty," Kueh snickers to himself, quietly using the handicapped stall despite having two working legs.
• Retard wrote on 2012-07-26 04:41

  Quote from Kueh;917916:

  
  
  But still, there's this thrill about using public restrooms that I can't get over.
  
  "Omg, this is so naughty," Kueh snickers to himself, quietly using the handicapped stall despite having two working legs.

  
  
  um... LOL?
• Joker wrote on 2012-07-26 04:57

  Quote from Kueh;917916:

  I try to do this.
  
  But still, there's this thrill about using public restrooms that I can't get over.
  
  "Omg, this is so naughty," Kueh snickers to himself, quietly using the handicapped stall despite having two working legs.

  
  
  Be careful of dem stalls mang... back when i worked at a almost nonexistantly known resort known as sherkston shores a handicapped person ended up taking they're feces and smearing it all over the entire bathroom.... just be careful kay? lol
• Reptile wrote on 2012-07-27 05:22

  Quote from Kueh;917916:

  I try to do this.
  
  But still, there's this thrill about using public restrooms that I can't get over.
  
  "Omg, this is so naughty," Kueh snickers to himself, quietly using the handicapped stall despite having two working legs.

  
  
  Please. PLEASE. Write a novel about this.
• Monarchist wrote on 2012-07-27 14:39
  Oh I remember many times when I would go into the bathrooms at my school, they each only had two stalls, and at least half of the time both toilets would be literally full to the brim with shit. It's like a group of the guys got together and were like "Hey guys, let's take turns shitting in the toilets until they're so full that flushing would cause a shit-cano!" I would hate to be the guy last in line to shit in that situation, though. I imagine he'd need quite a bit of toilet paper. Not to mention that I live in the middle of redneck-ville, so there would often times be old used chewing tobacco stuck all over the place, ceilings, walls, floor, even on the flush handle.
• Fabian wrote on 2012-08-01 01:35

  Quote from Tarvos;917140:

  But even then there's always that one motherfucker who will go right next to you when there's 5 other open urinals away from you.

  
  
  Hate those fuckers.
• Retard wrote on 2012-08-02 12:52

  Quote from Fabian;923448:

  Hate those fuckers.

  
  
  Never happened to me....
  I'd probably pee on him though out of instinctive reaction...
  
  DONT GET NEAR MY PEEPEE IF I DON'T KNOW YOU!
• Fabian wrote on 2012-08-03 00:24

  Quote from Tiger;924753:

  Never happened to me....
  I'd probably pee on him though out of instinctive reaction...
  
  DONT GET NEAR MY PEEPEE IF I DON'T KNOW YOU!

  
  
  I wouldn't let them near my peepee even if I knew them. I mean, it's the men's restroom and all, you know....