Y-y-you can't do that! We aren't even using cannons! D: Soliders, return fire with your muskets and pistols that have only 1 bullet in them!
*cuts bullets epically while heading towards the wheel*
Y-y-you can't do that! We aren't even using cannons! D: Soliders, return fire with your muskets and pistols that have only 1 bullet in them!
So that's how it's gonna be then? Very well.
*Boss Battle Music Starts*
Death, General Blue, Colonel Red, and Private Yellow appeared!
Death takes out his scythe and cuts the boatcar in half with one slice! SHHING! The boatcar falls into the water, landing Ricochet on the poop deck!
General Blue coordinates a group of soldiers to act as meat-shields for Death's Team!
Colonel Red runs off to prepare the turrets!
Private Yellow shoots at Ricochet for 25 damage!
Ricochet is currently alone on Death's Terranite ship! What will he do?
WHAT!? BOARCAR! YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND! But now mate, you've just given my the perfect opportunity. You just killed one a me mates, and I'm a friend to ol' Davy Jones. You may be Death, but you ain't got no power here up on the sea boy!
*Davy Jones and a crew of Mutant Pirates Jumps up on deck*
Davy Jones: Yar har. I heard the landlubber Death made his way onto the sea, but I never thought it to be true! How perfect, to bring the one from hell into my own locker! To the sea with em boys!
*Davy Jones crew attacks*
Davy Jones: But that not be it! I got my friend Good ol' Poseidon ta help!
*Poseidon emerges from the sea*
Poseidon: You, black one, you must be this Death I have heard so much about... He was a special boat, I made with my own two hands, that had life, feelings, emotion. And in one attack you killed him. He was innocent, only helping those who he thought of as friends. For that, you must pay.
Poseidon has entered the battle!
MASSIVE OVERKILL!
Time to bring out the tactical nuke.
Funny, I don't remember Fayt Leingod being in the navy