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Retard wrote on 2012-07-31 15:34
I swear china sensors EVERYGODAMN FRICKIN THING YOU TRY TO GOOGLE DAMNIT.
I just tried to search "how to tell if dragon fruit is spoiled." And it blocked it!
WTF!?!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY FRUIT NOW!
On a serious note, can someone who is not currently in an oppressed country suffering from censorship please google for me "how to tell if dragon fruit is spoiled," because its tasting different than it did yesterday... But i have no way to tell!
ugh this is the first time its actually gotten to me o.e
All I wanted to do is eat a fruit...
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Kaino wrote on 2012-07-31 15:44
Instructions
1
Pick up the dragon fruit in question and squeeze it gently. An underripe dragon fruit will be firm and hard, while a ripe one will be slightly softer. Do not squeeze hard enough to damage the fruit; some gentle pressure should be enough to reveal how hard the dragon fruit is.
2
Compare the dragon fruit's color to others nearby. A ripe dragon fruit will have a richer, more vivid color. Ripe yellow dragon fruits will have a golden hue, while red ones will be brighter red than their underripe counterparts. It should not have any discolored patches, though its spikes may be a significantly different color than the fruit itself.
3
Examine the dragon fruit for any mold, wrinkles, bruises or other signs that it is too old or damaged. A perfectly ripe dragon fruit should be consistently full-bodied -- though not extremely firm -- without any overly soft spots, wrinkles or mold.
4
Open the dragon fruit and look at its flesh. If your dragon fruit is ready to eat, its flesh will be white or pink -- for red or pink dragon fruits -- or simply white -- for yellow dragon fruits. Regardless of the flesh's color, it will be dotted with small black seeds. These are perfectly edible. The flesh should be pulpy to slightly firm at the most; if your dragon fruit's flesh is still hard, it is not yet ready to eat. If it is soft, the dragon fruit has passed its peak, but -- as long as the fruit shows no signs of rot or decay -- it is still edible.
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Excalibur wrote on 2012-07-31 15:52
If I didn't know what a dragon fruit was, I'd say this thread is full of sex tips.
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Retard wrote on 2012-07-31 15:58
Quote from Kaino;922999:
Instructions
1
Pick up the dragon fruit in question and squeeze it gently. An underripe dragon fruit will be firm and hard, while a ripe one will be slightly softer. Do not squeeze hard enough to damage the fruit; some gentle pressure should be enough to reveal how hard the dragon fruit is.
2
Compare the dragon fruit's color to others nearby. A ripe dragon fruit will have a richer, more vivid color. Ripe yellow dragon fruits will have a golden hue, while red ones will be brighter red than their underripe counterparts. It should not have any discolored patches, though its spikes may be a significantly different color than the fruit itself.
3
Examine the dragon fruit for any mold, wrinkles, bruises or other signs that it is too old or damaged. A perfectly ripe dragon fruit should be consistently full-bodied -- though not extremely firm -- without any overly soft spots, wrinkles or mold.
4
Open the dragon fruit and look at its flesh. If your dragon fruit is ready to eat, its flesh will be white or pink -- for red or pink dragon fruits -- or simply white -- for yellow dragon fruits. Regardless of the flesh's color, it will be dotted with small black seeds. These are perfectly edible. The flesh should be pulpy to slightly firm at the most; if your dragon fruit's flesh is still hard, it is not yet ready to eat. If it is soft, the dragon fruit has passed its peak, but -- as long as the fruit shows no signs of rot or decay -- it is still edible.
Well, its tasting a bit sour, but that may because of the soft drink i just finished affecting my taste buds' perception. Also, some of the inside was translucent as apposed to pure solid white. This might be because of bruising though.
Anyway, I ate it out of impatience. Wish me luck on not dying.
Quote from Excalibur;923002:
If I didn't know what a dragon fruit was, I'd say this thread is full of sex tips.
...and LOL.
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Compass wrote on 2012-07-31 17:44
You do know you can swear, right?
You can say fuck instead of "fck"
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Retard wrote on 2012-08-01 09:26
Quote from Compass;923080:
You do know you can swear, right?
You can say fuck instead of "fck"
i didnt know
and invertex already said im one warning away from 3 month ban XD
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Taycat wrote on 2012-08-01 09:46
As long as you're not excessive with your cursing, you're fine.