Ever been skulking around in a place you probably shouldn't have been when all of a sudden someone who will most likely want to kill you sees you? What do they do, stealthily sneak up behind you and carry out their duty? HELL NO! They yell at you! So, what's the funniest taunt or alert you've heard an NPC shout in a game?

My personal favorite is from Thief Gold (love this game so much). While being chased by a Downwind Thief he yelled out "I'll steal your organs taffer-boy!"