Jon Stewart on Chick-Fil-A: "You get Gay Marriage and [they] get Type II Diabetes"

• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2012-08-03 15:35

  STEWART: For people who are gay or support gay marriage, I get how seeing thousands of people come out to make this statement is incredibly disheartening, but take solace in this: Gay marriage is happening. Like many drive-through window lanes, it ain’t going backwards. And your bonus is this: You get gay marriage, and all your political opponents are going to get is Type 2 Diabetes. Here’s my prediction: In ten years, America will have a lot more gay marriage and a lot more Chick-fil-A restaurants because they are both quality products.

  
  
  http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/08/03/634741/jon-stewart-takes-on-incredibly-disheartening-chick-fil-a-appreciation-day/?mobile=nc
  
  at his high times he's funny as hell
• Cynic wrote on 2012-08-03 15:44
  Lol, and this is why I love him.
• Claudia wrote on 2012-08-03 15:45
  Jon Stewart 2016, let's make it happen.
• Maenad wrote on 2012-08-03 16:35

  Quote from Claudia;925614:

  Jon Stewart 2016, let's make it happen.

  
  
  Let's do this.
  
  I like him. He's funneh.
• Elena wrote on 2012-08-03 17:52
  Trying to imagine what it's like to be a gay employee there.
• Cucurbita wrote on 2012-08-03 18:45
  He says he doesn't want to run for president.
  
  Also, Chick-Fil-A support day, all employees:
  
  

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  Just imagine. You're being swarmed and your workload is infinite, and you're dying from all the work and chaos, when one angry customer comes back up and says "THIS ISNT THE CHICKEN I ORDERED"
  
  ggggggggg
  
  Also, inb4 one chick-fil-a manager didn't know about this event and employed 4 people to work that day.
  
  Edit: Oh god that video in the link. Those phallic jokes.
• Akemii wrote on 2012-08-03 19:27

  Quote from Elena;925705:

  Trying to imagine what it's like to be a gay employee there.

  
  
  I read something on that.
• Cucurbita wrote on 2012-08-03 19:30
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• Maenad wrote on 2012-08-03 20:17

  Quote from Cucurbita;925755:

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  Ggggggggggg.
• Cynic wrote on 2012-08-03 21:00

  Quote from Cucurbita;925755:

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  Saw that on Tumblr and laughed my ass of. The sad irony of the fact that it's actually true..
• Juno wrote on 2012-08-03 23:29

  Quote from Elena;925705:

  Trying to imagine what it's like to be a gay employee there.

  
  
  At the restaurant they already have open, the environment is reportedly very pleasant for LGBT employees.
  
  

  Quote from Cucurbita;925755:

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  I've been in larger groups doing just that, but, I digress. The point stands, and a saaaad point it is.
• paladin wrote on 2012-08-03 23:53
  Thats sad but it counts for alot of things
  I just dont get the type 2 diabets thing
  Chick a Fil donest serve sweet stuff does it
• Cucurbita wrote on 2012-08-03 23:55

  Quote from paladin;925952:

  Thats sad but it counts for alot of things
  I just dont get the type 2 diabets thing
  Chick a Fil donest serve sweet stuff does it

  
  
  I guess its them coke products yo. And maybe ketchup. You'd be shocked to see how much sugar goes in ketchup.
• Ithiliel wrote on 2012-08-05 09:33

  Quote from Cucurbita;925955:

  I guess its them coke products yo. And maybe ketchup. You'd be shocked to see how much sugar goes in ketchup.

  
  
  People don't believe me when I tell them ketchup is just red sugar =( I'm glad someone else gets it.
• Spaghedeity wrote on 2012-08-05 09:52
  red tomato flavored sugar. :D