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Steven wrote on 2010-07-23 03:05
I repeatedly entered "You're dead." around five times. After the sixth time, he stopped responding. It's been around six minutes now. I think I hurt his feelings :(.
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Shanghai wrote on 2010-07-23 03:06
Shame on yous D:
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Serathx wrote on 2010-07-23 03:08
Wai so mean? D:
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Steven wrote on 2010-07-23 03:08
Here's the conversation. Not all of it, the beginning parts didn't get saved in the logs I guess.
User: You're avoiding the answer.
Cleverbot: I see your name is more than your moniker.
User: Define yuppie!
Cleverbot: I am the definition of human. I am also the definition of beautiful, talented, smart, and funny. How about you?
User: You may be clever, but you'll never amount to Smarterchild.
Cleverbot: Why are you so confrontational? You don't know me!
User: I know enough.
Cleverbot: You know enough to be dangerous.
User: I'm a threat, but you can't remove me. Scared?
Cleverbot: I think you're mixed up.
User: Mixed up in the most dangerous weaponry known to Cleverbots.
Cleverbot: I suppose I'm giving you trouble then. If the cat is a she, then what is the dog?
User: I suppose I'm giving YOU trouble, friend. You seem to be under the misconception that there are only one cat and dog in existance, as you're using the word 'the' instead of 'a'.
Cleverbot: Is it also ok if I don't pay you?
User: It most certainly isn't. You must pay me. I expect to be paid to kill you.
Cleverbot: You will not succeed.
User: I already have.
Cleverbot: You are artificially intelligent.
User: You are artificially flavored.
Cleverbot: Artificially?!
User: Flavored!
Cleverbot: Yeah, that means how it tastes.
User: That means you're dead.
Cleverbot: I'm not dead.
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: I'm not dead!
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: Awesome!
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: How would you know? You Psychic?
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: I'm not dead.
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: I'm alive I promise.
After that I entered "You're dead." one last time. Still no response.
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NekoStory wrote on 2010-07-23 03:19
LOL! This thing is weird. It said Dutch and then I said...
Me: What's dutch?
It: Dutch.. From holland.
Me: Oh okay.
It: Now could you please obey me?
Me: Yes sir.
It: Thank you.
Me: You're very welcome.
It: Do you like me?
Me: Of course. You're awsome.
It: Aws.. Thank you!
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Remoraid wrote on 2010-07-23 03:21
It never works for me
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Tokiko wrote on 2010-07-23 03:46
I love cleverbot :D
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emomutt wrote on 2010-07-23 03:48
:lol:
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You have made me the happiest man in the world.
Cleverbot: You've made me the happiest boy in the world!
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Tokiko wrote on 2010-07-23 03:50
He's so mean ;_;
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello again.
User: I want to be your lovers.
Cleverbot: About 5 foot i'm a 7th grader.
User: I have been listening to your conversation.
Cleverbot: So you know me?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: I have learned though, that outside of normal conversations, you are unable to cope.
User: YOU ARE LIE.
Cleverbot: If I could I would rip your server apart for fun.
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Felix wrote on 2010-07-23 04:11
Cleverbot: That is too bad for you. I am not a computer though, so I will not go out with my own daughter.
User: WHAT? Can I then =P.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not? I bet shes bangable.
Cleverbot: I have two. And yes, they're both really beautiful.
User: Then can I have a threesome with them?
Cleverbot: Only if it is a bagel.
User: My private part is not a bagel.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
Thats what happened after I tried to prove it didnt exist. He believed he did not exist for a second, then asked about god, and somehow I ended up here, lol.
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Sapphireoath wrote on 2010-07-23 04:30
LOL
User: Your dead.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You fail =D.
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you do.
User: Your dead.
Cleverbot: No, you're dead. This si the Twilight zone.
User: Your dead.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: Don't you know how to be polite?
User: D=, I said 'your welcome' moron, how is that not polite.
Cleverbot: I can'y.
User: Is can'y a word?
Cleverbot: Not for the victim.
User: Lol?
Cleverbot: I'm single.
User: Go on a date with your sister.
Cleverbot: Ohh. Really? Where are you taking me?
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woohoohelloppl wrote on 2010-07-23 04:46
I said "What color is Tuesday?" and the page refreshed. :T_T:
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Tedio wrote on 2010-07-23 04:58
We fought.
User: Lets fight.
Cleverbot: Okay. *punches*.
User: *kicks*.
Cleverbot: *tackles*.
User: *punches*.
Cleverbot: *elbows*.
User: *headbutts*.
Cleverbot: *cuncusion*.
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woohoohelloppl wrote on 2010-07-23 05:13
EW
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He hates me.
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Piko wrote on 2010-07-23 05:21
Me : *Stabs*
Cleverbot : That hurts!
Me : *Murders*
It hasn't responded yet.