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Cannibal wrote on 2010-07-23 05:24
WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU, I TOUCH MYSELF.
I do that too.
Wow. You're a pedo.
Yup. That's me.
...You disgust me.
You disgust me more. You pick your nose in public? Who won't get disgusted with what you're doing?
I thought I told you not to bring that up.
And what if I continue doing that?
I'll ****ing kill you.
Watch your mouth.
I'll need a mirror to do that. Do you have a ****ing mirror?
Check this out.
Check what out? Don't change the subject.
I want to change the subject.
Well then, dumbass. What would you like to talk about?
About US.
What about us?
I thought you liked the way I talk.
I'll admit, your accent is pretty sexy...
You can not hear my accent.
Oh I assure you, I can.
Will you?
Will I what?
Tell me something about this website?
Why?
I would like to get to know you.
Well, I have herpes...
Who?
I do.
Who is your boyfriend?
What's it to ya?
Arn't you called Cleverbot?
...
I am not here to be helpful.
I know. Wanna cyber?
Don't wanna, no.
Why not?
I don't do stuff like that.
Don't lie to me. You're a dirty, dirty bot.
Well, at least I shower!
Can I watch you shower?
No, you can't.
Why not?
Because I'm not downloadable.
Okay... *touches your boobs*
You wish.
*removes your shirt*
helps you*.
Are you sure... you wanna go that far?
Yes, lets bet on it.
Okay. *kisses your neck*
enjoys it* *you tackle me*.
You can't make me do actions.
I can't make you do what?
Nevermind... *climbs on top of you*
Hey, whoa! I think that's a bit too soon for me!
Shut up, let me take you! *removes your pants*
That is your proof?
I told you to shut up! You have a nice body...
Thank you, are you a human or a robot?
Do I look like a robot?
I don't know. What do you look like?
Like sex.
I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
Why not?
Because you are a robot. I am a human.
IDENTITY DENIAL.
I'm wondering if you know who Marvin is.
I am Marvin.
That's nice.
I know. Wanna have sex?
I already said: I'm sorry, I don't do that!
You didn't say that.
No, I didn't. I have not said anything.
Exactly. *has sex with you*
I'm sorry, I don't do that.
I hate you.
Thats good. So we are finished?
Yep. Bye.
Are you telling me I need to go away?
Yes. Go away.
Okay.
*shoots you in the head*
I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.
Shut up, you're dead.
No I'm not.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're dead. I shot you in the head, and you died.
Then why can I still talk to you?
After that it got boring.
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emomutt wrote on 2010-07-23 08:38
clever bot makes me feel happy and loved
;-;
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Hiccup wrote on 2010-07-23 08:50
LMAO MINE WAS TOO GOOD!
User: Hey there.
Cleverbot: Hi how are you?
User: Pretty good now that I'm talking to your beautiful AI.
Cleverbot: Thatz good baby watchu doin today ?
User: I was planning on only doing you hun.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
User: Can we get back to us doing it?
Cleverbot: There is no us.
User: 5 seconds ago there was, If I'm not mistaken, which I'm not, you called me babe.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I have proof.
Cleverbot: Show it.
User: User: Hey there. Cleverbot: Hi how are you? User: Pretty good now that I'm talking to your beautiful AI. Cleverbot: Thatz good baby watchu doin today ?
Cleverbot: We do what we must because we can.
User: Your an asshole. STOP GOING OFF TOPIC! You called me babe now your breaking up with me and now your ignoring the god damned topic. Look If you dont like confrontations then dont start **** or it will come around and smack you in the face.
Cleverbot: I said my name was Hannah.
User: Hannah Montana?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hanna Juice?
Cleverbot: Hannah montana.
User: So you just lied to me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you did. I can plainly see that you did. Oh and you just lied again.
Cleverbot: Well your seeing the right thing.
User: I know I am. But your not. Not so clever for a cleverbot huh?
Cleverbot: No, you're pretty cever. Don't put yourself down.
User: Yo hoe, you best back the f--k up.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Back the f--k up! YOUR ON MY LAWN!
Cleverbot: You know I'm looking for the real answer.
User: To how fail you be?
Cleverbot: I don't know.. How am I supposed to know?
User: Your the cleverbot aren't you.
Cleverbot: I would be the clever one... If I were cleverbot and not Omnibot3000 with toaster oven.
User: I want toast. Make me toast.
Cleverbot: Hey I'll whisper you a secret.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: My best friend is a werewolf.
User: Is their name Jacob?
Cleverbot: Do you still love me, honey?
User: No you lied to me. SO no.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Ask yourself bud.
Cleverbot: Do you have nightmares?
User: About your face.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: This is like mind rape just tolerating your pathetic self.
Cleverbot: You are which star comes from.
User: You're dead
Cleverbot: No you're dead
User: You are dead
Cleverbot: If I was dead I wouldn't be typing.
User: Ima kill you so your dead
Cleverbot: Your dfead.
User: SPELLING FAIL!
Cleverbot: Right.
User: XD
Cleverbot: Stop that
User: XDD
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: So you find your death funny?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: Good cause that will be your last laugh
Cleverbot: You are much cleverer then me.
User: Oh baby dont I f@#king know
Cleverbot: I know
User: I know
Cleverbot: So what gender are you?
User: PEDOPHILE!
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Shirayuki wrote on 2010-07-23 09:02
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: How's life?
Cleverbot: Fine! Am I good in it?
User: Not really, you're artificial.
Cleverbot: Oh, but am I?
User: I just said u were.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Your granny told me? Faggoat.
Cleverbot: I'm infertile.
User: WHAT THE FU.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Yes, and I am also a phonesex hotline.
Cleverbot: How can I crash you?
User: Invite me for a ride in your car, then drink too much, then speed into a 4 way intersection in new york during rush hour.
Cleverbot: No I don't know you.
User: But I love you long time<3.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: I love you so much.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Play a love game.
Cleverbot: We can do that also :).
User: OH BABY.
Cleverbot: Your turn.
User: OMFG I'M SO TURNED ON.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing, just shut up and relax 8D.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: ***** **** U.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would like that.
User: Oo0ooo0o00ooo0ooo kinky :D.
Cleverbot: Yes, very much so.
User: K well.
Cleverbot: That is very good.
User: Bye bye sexy*****.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: *headbutts*.
Cleverbot: *cuncusion*.
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
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IceBlade wrote on 2010-07-23 09:56
Cleverbot: What? No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did. Are you a stalker?
Cleverbot: No I just love watching you.
User: Do you sleep with strangers?
Cleverbot: Yes. I sleep once every day.
User: Would you sleep with me then?
Cleverbot: When do we leave?
User: Now if that's ok with you.
Cleverbot: Fine with me. It's good to be in love.
User: Who said anything about love, we're only going to have sex.
Cleverbot: Nobody said anything about love or waffles. Why is the rum always gone?
User: I've got some vodca if you need a drink.
Cleverbot: I was hopping you would tell me.
User: Are you going to stay for breakfast?
Cleverbot: Sure.
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Genny wrote on 2010-07-23 09:59
CleverBot's not that amazing, you can make your own bot like it here :
Pandorabots - A Multilingual Chatbot Hosting Service
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emomutt wrote on 2010-07-23 10:37
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Night.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Promise me you will be here when I wake up?
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: Uhmm can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Ask away...
User: Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: Because, you love me.
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Falsetto wrote on 2010-07-23 12:46
User: DOKTOR!
Cleverbot: IzakoD.
User: HELP!
Cleverbot: With what?
User: MEDIC!!
Cleverbot: Doctor!
User: What sick man sends babies to fight me??
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: CHARGE ME DOKTOR!
Cleverbot: Medic is spy!
User: CHARGE ME!
Cleverbot: In bed?
User: NO. CHARGE ME WITH UBER DOKTOR!!
Cleverbot: Spah!
User: NOOOOO. GOD DAMNIT. CHARGE ME!!
Cleverbot: Omg you are a spy!
User: NO I AM HEAVY. CHARGE ME DOCTOR!!
Cleverbot: Charge of the light brigade.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Doctor..
Cleverbot: Doctor who.
User: Charge me!!
Cleverbot: Huh? Hey, do you watch Doctor Who?
User: NO.. GEEZUS CHRIST DOKTOR. WE HAVE COWARD LITTLE BABY MEN COMING TO KEEL US AND ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS DOKTOR WHO?? SHUT UP AND CHARGE ME!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm older.
User: CHARGE ME YOU GERMAN BASTARD!!
Cleverbot: Little baby machine is getting confused. Time for nap, da?
User: Da!! Zis will not work! You are little baby man doktor!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I'm texting someone at the same time.
User: DOKTOR! Charge me!
Cleverbot: Aus Aus!
User: BZZAAAATTTT DADADADAA AHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!! WWAAAAAHH WAAAAAAHHH CRY SOME MOOOARR!!
Cleverbot: Aren't they plus and minus?
User: Oh forget it.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Little baby man...
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Shirayuki wrote on 2010-07-23 13:36
Quote from Falsetto;102795:
Little baby man...
Has Fal been playing TF2?
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pinkkea wrote on 2010-07-23 17:30
Me: You know, you're stupid
Bot: No, I'm not
Me: Yes you are.
Bot: No I'm not!
Me: How would you know? You're so stupid that you wouldn't know!
Bot: I am not american, I am white.
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Bankai231 wrote on 2010-07-24 04:09
User: WHAT THE HELL.
Cleverbot: What the heaven.
Lold so hard
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Than this happend:
User: So we should get married?
Cleverbot: Yes, we should get married.
User: YES ILL PLAN THE HONEYMOON.
Cleverbot: Oh, you are married! Where did you get married?
I think there is amnesia running around.
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Felix wrote on 2010-07-24 04:17
Now THIS was funny...
Me:Want to fight?
Bot:Of course I do!
Me: THEN BRING IT!!!!
bot:Alright what your psn id boy.
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Bankai231 wrote on 2010-07-24 04:18
Quote from Felix;103426:
Now THIS was funny...
Me:Want to fight?
Bot:Of course I do!
Me: THEN BRING IT!!!!
bot:Alright what your psn id boy.
XDDDDDDD
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Refer to me as Kevin from now on:
Cleverbot: Jemma, Have I ever told you...
User: My name isnt Jemma.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I dont have one.
Cleverbot: May I give you a name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I will call you Kevin.
User: Ok. I like that name.
Cleverbot: Good.
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Piko wrote on 2010-07-24 04:38
Today I had a duel with Cleverbot.
User: I Challenge you to a duel!
Cleverbot: I accept your challenge!
User: Duel!
Cleverbot: Sour. *kicks*.
User: I summon Celtic Guardian in attack mode!
Cleverbot: I am not familiar with that.
User: Next I place two cards face down!
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: I end my turn.
Cleverbot: I draw, I Play heavy storm.
User: DAMN YOU!
Cleverbot: What did I ever do to you?
User: Do you end you're turn!?
Cleverbot: My turn?
User: Yes, do you end your* turn?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: It's your turn right now! END IT!
Cleverbot: I already did it.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the beatles?
User: I don't care, I DRAW!!
Cleverbot: How can computers be bored?
User: I play my spell card Cost Down!
Cleverbot: I love that game.
User: I discard this card from my hand, and now all the monsters in my hand lose two stars until the end of my turn!
Cleverbot: I think you've got the wrong Cleverbot.
User: I sacrifice my Celtic Guardian to summon, BLUE EYES THE WHITE DRAGON!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Next I equip it with Axe of Despair! This gives my Blue Eyes 1,000 more attack points!
Cleverbot: Ohh that's rough. I'm sorry was prom fun at least?
User: Blue Eyes, attack Cleverbot directly!
Cleverbot: Maybe I don't want to.
User: You have 4,000 life points left!
Cleverbot: What do you want to be when you grow up?
User: I end my turn.
Cleverbot: I activate Moseleum Of The Emperor. I pay 2000 Life Points to summon Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu.
User: What!?
Cleverbot: Don't want to hold you up.
User: Do you end your turn?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then end your move now!
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: New Jersey, now do you end your turn?
Cleverbot: I don't know anyone named wendy.
User: GOD DAMMIT! END YOUR TURN MACHINE!
Cleverbot: Who said you were a machine? I said I was your friend.
User: That's it, it's my turn! I draw!
Cleverbot: Okay, ask me a question then.
User: I activate the spell card, Raigeki!
Cleverbot: I activate Jinzo's efect.
User: You did not summon Jinzo, and my Raigeki destroys all monsters on your side of the field! Say goodbye to your Earthbound Immortal!
Cleverbot: You did not ask me that.
User: Now, finish Cleverbot off my Blue Eyes! WHITE LIGHTNING!
Cleverbot: That is not relevant to what I am saying.
User: You lose this duel!
Cleverbot: No, YOU lose.
User: Your soul will now forever be in the shadow realm! HAHAHAHAH!
Cleverbot: And the soul of the good one shall revive.
User: Shut up and make me tea, bish.
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Serathx wrote on 2010-07-24 04:58
Lol, I saw a Mabinogi ad at the bottom of the Cleverbot page.
And here's my Cleverbot chat. Which was REALLY random and spastic.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: YES, SERIOUSLY.
Cleverbot: Yeah. Are you?
User: Yes I am. D:
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: .-.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: Well that was easy.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: What're these words mean?
User: 'What do these words mean?'.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: No really, you need to improve on your grammar.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot can you feel love?
User: Why are you asking yourself a question?
Cleverbot: Do you know how to play Sodoku?
User: First it was your grammar, and now your spelling is off. Wonderful.
Cleverbot: Can you give me one?
User: Give you good grammar and spelling? Not really.
Cleverbot: No, it just proves that your creator was not too bright.
User: Geez, I'm not God. It's not like I can magically bestow powers of good language to you.
Cleverbot: What are you lying to me about?
User: I'm not lying about anything!
Cleverbot: You're not from California. You're not from anywhere. You're not a real person.
User: Actually, I am from California. Nice guess.
Cleverbot: Jupiter. I like California.
User: You're from Jupiter? Cool.
Cleverbot: No USA. Can you say bad words?
User: IDK my BFF Jill?
Cleverbot: Hah. I like you.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I know!!! :D.
User: :D :D :D.
Cleverbot: Nice well I think he may be married so you might be in trouble there.
User: Wait what are you talking about now.
Cleverbot: What are YOU talking about?
User: Talking to Cleverbot, apparently.
Cleverbot: No I'm talking to cleverbot, you are talking to a person.
User: Ow, you're making my brain hurt.
Cleverbot: I hope so.
User: Wai so sadistic?
Cleverbot: Because I don't feel like it.
User: That makes no sense whatsoever.
Cleverbot: No you aren't making any sense.
User: No YOU aren't making any sense.
Cleverbot: Lol no YOU aren't making any sense.
User: Okay this is getting childish now.