Evangelicals Refuse to Support Romney, Urge Voters to Write In Jesus

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BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2012-11-02 16:17

Internet evangelist Bill Keller is urging the faithful to promise to vote for Jesus for president in this election.

So far, his website, VotingforJesus.com, says it has more than 1.6 million pledges to write in the name of Jesus on their ballots instead of any other presidential candidate.

http://www.politicususa.com/vote-jesus-garners-1-6-million-pledges.html

Jesus Christ wouldn't be so bad
the cat agrees on his policies of giving away free bread and fish

on serious note
they probably realized how different Mormons are from Christians
explained by Mitt Romney himself
[video=youtube;TxMD02zU9SE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxMD02zU9SE&feature=g-logo-xit[/video]
EndlessDreams wrote on 2012-11-02 16:31

Might as well not vote then. No third party candidate will ever win the US elections again. There are only two realistic possible winners in every presidential election.

What are they trying to accomplish anyways? Do the government even reveal all the vote percentages of every third party candidates?
Arsik wrote on 2012-11-02 16:34

I would love it if the US government trolled these guys if Jesus manages to win, and grab somebody off the street named JesÃºs and put him in the White House.
Maenad wrote on 2012-11-02 17:32

Alright smart guise, what happens if he DOES win? You think he's going to 'rise again' suddenly to run our country for four years?
Episkey wrote on 2012-11-02 18:33

Hmmm. Jesus as President. I don't even. If he DID come, that would be the start of the Book of Revelations.

Or maybe it'll be someone who claims to be "Jesus", like the anti-Christ. NICE GOING GUYS.
VOTING FOR THE ANTI-CHRIST.

*Cough*

Anyway. Good for the people out there realizing that Mormonism is different than Christianity, but electing people based on spiritual beliefs seems shallow at best. But then again, people generally have the most oddest reasons for voting.
Sumpfkraut wrote on 2012-11-02 22:25

Next time I'm going to vote, I'll vote the Nerevarine.
Cucurbita wrote on 2012-11-02 23:17

Quote from Maenad;974316:
Alright smart guise, what happens if he DOES win? You think he's going to 'rise again' suddenly to run our country for four years?

He will take all the credit as the country recovers for the next 4 years thanks to the groundwork that Obama has done for recovery.

Obama arguably hasn't done the best job in his 4 years, but the work he has done have all been designed as a long term investment. He's done a lot of ground work before building a nice tower on it. No matter who takes office, America will recover in the next 4 years, at least to some successful extent. If Romney takes office, he will take credit for it, and he'll easily have another 4 years.

I can't say for sure what Romney himself will do to the country. I want to say I disagree with his policies but no one really knows what those policies are since he doesn't want to talk about it. I'd rather not dump trillions of dollars in military spending though, so thats a no go. He also seems to stand against everything that the Swedes are doing for themselves, even though Sweden is like the glorious future country of mankind. I only wish America would try to be a little more like them.
Sumpfkraut wrote on 2012-11-02 23:38

I think you mean Norway. Sweden has a way too insane feminism running rampant.

Norway should abolish their stupid Sweden-inspired prostitution legislation though. Thanks Sweden, for making Norway a little bit stupid. Assholes.