Commerce Pet's Words of Wisdom

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Kingofrunes wrote on 2012-11-09 11:40

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Umm...okay. Guess we better have fun cause you never know when we'll hit our head on a rock and die :cry:

and my personal favorite

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Ya Mr. Elephant! Don't step on Chiyomiachan!
Murasaki wrote on 2012-11-09 21:03

More like...you never know when you're going to slip and fall into a river and drown.
I saw one of them say she wanted to go for a swim. Considering what character she's based on, that really made me do a double-take.
Strawberry wrote on 2012-11-09 21:42

Quote from Murasaki;978725:
More like...you never know when you're going to slip and fall into a river and drown.
I saw one of them say she wanted to go for a swim. Considering what character she's based on, that really made me do a double-take.

Ophelia, nooo ;;

But having fun everyday is freedom Cx
RealityBreak wrote on 2012-11-09 22:41

What if my fun is other peoples' suffering?
Elleanior wrote on 2012-11-10 02:57

Quote from Kingofrunes;978400:
Umm...okay. Guess we better have fun cause you never know when we'll hit our head on a rock and die :cry:

You'd better have fun because you never know when a bird might mistake your head for a rock and drop a turtle shell on it.
RealityBreak wrote on 2012-11-10 04:38

Quote from Elleanior;978834:
You'd better have fun because you never know when a bird might mistake your head for a rock and drop a turtle shell on it.

I don't think that happens.
Kayate wrote on 2012-11-10 07:13

Quote from RealityBreak;978864:
I don't think that happens.

There are some eagles that do that but then again what are the chances an eagle would do that.
ï¼£ï¼©ï¼²ï¼®ï¼¯ wrote on 2012-11-10 15:59

Quote from RealityBreak;978769:
What if my fun is other peoples' suffering?

Then you should have more of it.
Elleanior wrote on 2012-11-11 04:27

Quote from RealityBreak;978864:
I don't think that happens.

Aeschylus would like to have a word with you.

[SPOILER="Spoiler"]
Aeschylus is widely regarded to be the founder of Greek tragedy, so he's probably the guy you should blame for depressing the hell out of you during freshman English. Modern scholars have determined that Aeschylus is also the only man in history to have a name that is literally impossible to pronounce.

Cause of death:
Bludgeoning. With a turtle.

You see, eagles in the area surrounding Sicily loved turtles just as much as Kel from Kenan and Kel loved orange soda. There's just one problem with eating them--getting past that hard shell to the gooey center. So what do they do? They lift turtles up to great heights, and then drop them on rocks to crack them open.

Who loves turtles? Sicilian eagles love turtles.

The popular theory is that Aeschylus was just milling about out in the sun one day when an eagle mistook the top of his bald head for a rock and unleashed a world of tortoise-related hurt on the poet out of a perfectly innocent desire for a mid-afternoon snack.

That's the popular theory. One undoubtedly promulgated by fear-mongering toupee and Rogaine merchants hoping to make a fast buck off of bald men's crippling terror of death from above. It's worth noting that the turtle supposedly survived. How convenient for the turtle.

And while far be it from us to accuse the eagle and the turtle of plotting the murder of one of history's greatest tragedians, it is also worth noting that neither of them were brought in for questioning.

[/SPOILER]
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16133_the-5-historical-figures-who-died-weirdest-deaths.html
Murasaki wrote on 2012-11-11 04:33

Quote from Strawberry;978746:
Ophelia, nooo ;;

But having fun everyday is freedom Cx

Um...
That's not who I was talking about actually. XD

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Menma from Ano Hana.
Commerce maid was originally from Japan.

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Elleanior wrote on 2012-11-11 14:32

Quote from Kayate;978928:
There are some eagles that do that but then again what are the chances an eagle would do that.

Owls drop things on our heads all of the time! @_@