The End of the Year Manliest Man of Nation Competition.

• Hitaki wrote on 2012-12-28 19:46
  Hey there everybody. This year is coming to an end, and you must have thought the end of the year rewards were over and done with. Wrong motherfucker. You're in my thread now. Everyone, I welcome you to my personal end of the year Manliest Man of Nation Competition.
  
  Just what the fuck is this supposed to be? I'll tell you. We're having a man-off. Man to man. Mano e mano. This is a competition to prove who is the manliest man of Nation. That means no little girls allowed. That means you Jerain, you loli loving daisy. This competition is reserved for men only. You people without a Johnny can sit back and watch how manly we can be.
  
  As a result, to sign up, simply PM me that you want in on this shit. You must prove that you're a man. The requirements are easy :
  
  1) You must be a member of the superior male race. To confirm this, drop your pants to the floor and check if you have a penis.
  
  2) You must have a mic. We need to hear how manly you can be.
  
  3) You need to have bravery, guts, and honor. These are the requirements of any true man.
  
  You may be thinking just what the hell do you need a mic for to prove you're a manly man. Well, that's because you're going to all prove how manly you are...by singing along to one of the many manly songs in this world :
  
  [video=youtube;eGMN-gNfdaY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGMN-gNfdaY[/video]
  
  Each and every one of us manly men will be recording ourselves singing to this manly song with our manly voices. In your PM, record yourself using something like vocaroo singing to this score. Before New Years, I will compile all the entries and put them into one thread, where the people of this community will come to a democratic vote to decide who they think is the manliest man on nation.
  
  Note : The manly Arsik has proven how manly he can be by breaking the rules and singing his own song. But that's totally okay. You can sing your own manly song.
  
  By the way, deadline extension of recording is January 5th.
  
  The reward - You will be known among us as being the most manly man among us all. Manly men like us have no need for worldly prizes like gift cards or presents.
  
  Remember everyone, this is a non-friendly competition to prove which among us is a man among men. No gentlemen are allowed here, you can take your little girl tea cups back to your mother. This is a man mode competition here. May the best man win.
• GODZILLA wrote on 2012-12-28 19:58
  I'm so manly I'm not gonna sign up. [S][SIZE="1"]because I have no mic[/SIZE][/S]
• Skye wrote on 2012-12-28 19:59
  Oh my gosh, I'm crying from laughing.
  Guys, you need to do this.
• Santa Cirno wrote on 2012-12-28 20:05
  Now what's manlier: singing to this song, or ignoring your orders and singing the Team 4 Star version and trying to start something with you? Cuz I'll do it.
• Kenny? wrote on 2012-12-28 20:08
  Is this spurred by the guild chat we had earlier?
• Hitaki wrote on 2012-12-28 20:33
  You're damn right it was. That, and I came up with the whole thing during a nice shower using manly body wash.
• Santa Cirno wrote on 2012-12-28 20:37
  Okay, since you ignored my other question, will you provide a relatively voiceless version for us so that way the only voice people hear are the Nationers and not the people from the movie, or are we expected to just sing along/sing blindly/find our own voiceless version.
• Hitaki wrote on 2012-12-28 20:43

  Quote from Santa Cirno;1005462:

  Okay, since you ignored my other question, will you provide a relatively voiceless version for us so that way the only voice people hear are the Nationers and not the people from the movie, or are we expected to just sing along/sing blindly/find our own voiceless version.

  
  
  Whoa, no need to sound hostile. Sure you can sing your other song. I assumed that by you stating you would ignore my "orders" that you were going to do it anyway to begin with.
• Fracture wrote on 2012-12-28 20:46
  I only have my mediocre laptop mic. You know what, though? That's okay. I'm manly enough to make it work.
  
  Prepare to be blow away by the baritone blast that is Fracture.
  
  (Have like no time at the moment though, so I might have to send it in tomorrow.)
  
  

  Quote from Kenny?;1005448:

  Is this spurred by the guild chat we had earlier?

  
  
  Speaking of the guild, sorry I've been gone lately. Got distracted by the games I got for an early Christmas gift D: I'll be active again soon.
• Azareel wrote on 2012-12-28 21:10
  I will scream and cry like a little babygirlmanboy.
• Kingofrunes wrote on 2012-12-28 21:11
  My voice is not manly enough so I will decline for I am not a manly man at all. I'm a wimp. Therefore I shall grab my tea cup and enjoy the show of men pumped full of manly testosterone singing with their deep voices while I go chill in the gay bar way over here with my loud annoying voice.
• Santa Cirno wrote on 2012-12-28 21:38
  I are now breaking the rules and posting the file here instead of PMing it to Pika, because why should I only give the gift of bleeding and exploding eardrums to just one person. :D
  
  http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INKQjaX2vU
• Natural Harmonia Gropius wrote on 2012-12-28 21:41
  I am not manly, so I will sit this out.
• Kenny? wrote on 2012-12-28 21:59

  Quote from Santa Cirno;1005485:

  I are now breaking the rules and posting the file here instead of PMing it to Pika, because why should I only give the gift of bleeding and exploding eardrums to just one person. :D
  
  http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INKQjaX2vU

  
  
  It sounds like you're trying really hard to go deep :v
• Santa Cirno wrote on 2012-12-28 22:05
  But I'm not trying. I just plain suck. :D