I guess I could've posted this earlier but I didn't feel like writing this, so here it goes.
About two weeks ago my friend invited me, and another friend who I live close to, up to go to UWF for the weekend, with nothing better to do, we decided to go up there. A day before I left the person who I was supposed to leave with dropped the "I have tests to do so go on without me" on me. For this I'll call that friend Alex, and the one up in UWF Nikolai. Anyways, that event ended up costing us an extra $40 in gas and an ass long trip alone on I-10. What made this trip even worse was the amount of traffic, which caused me to only go ~70 mph the entire drive, and left me with a setting sun on the last leg of the trip.
Once I finally got there Nikolai decided to completely forget his campus, claiming "I don't have a car so its hard for me to give you directions" It took us 45 minutes to find his dorm. Once I got in his dorm and unpacked my shit, he threw ~20 condoms at me. Several of which were pre-lubed. I didn't care too much, until I accidentally rolled over one with the computer chair and got lube all over my shoe.
I cleaned off this lube and called my sister, who also goes to UWF to go have lunch with her while we waited for Alex to make it to UWF. This wasn't really eventful besides I went to her dorm as well, and met her roommates, who were awkward as shit. I also left my debit card in her car that I didn't find out until the next day.
Once Alex made it to UWF I went back to Nikolai's dorm. With everything being closed around campus Nikolai thought it would be a good idea to go to Mobile AL to go to a Hookah bar that he heard good things about, claiming Mobile is "only 10 minutes away" and "would drive there since you're tired" luckily I had a gps which calculated that Mobile was actually 50 miles away. Not wanting drive that distance to go smoke for an hour I made him turn around. Him being the retard that he is almost t-boned my car making the u-turn. Pissed off, I made him pull over and let me drive, because.
When we finally got back to his dorm I was sleepy, so I put on my dinosaur pj's and pissed around listening to j-pop. Once I finally got comfortable, Nikolai's ex-roomate drunkenly barged into the dorm, specifically this song forgetting that I didn't have headphones plugged in, it was playing until he shouted "what the fuck" Several awkward moments passed until he decided that he wanted to repel out the window. Nikolai thought it would be entertaining, and said he would hold the rope for him. The ex-roommate clumsily wrapped the rope around him with no rhyme or reason, then suddenly jumped out the window, on the 3rd floor. Instead of hang out as one would expect. Nikolai barely caught him by the belt of his pants, and pulled him back in. Claiming that we were boring he left the dorm, not to be seen for the rest of my trip there. Which I found relieving.
The next day Nikolai wanted to go to the flea market close to the college. However I didn't have my debit card, and Alex didn't want to go. Instead we went to this buffet that UWF has, which was kinda nice, but it was crowded and the food tasted like shit. There I met Nikolai's girlfriend, her friend, and a furry. I didn't have an issue with the two girls, but the furry was wearing a tail, sat in my lap, and started showing me furry porn. This was incredibly uncomfortable and was difficult for me to get him off.
After the buffet we really just walked around campus for a while. Until nightfall when I drove back with Nikolai's girlfriend so she could get her car in Tallahassee. It was actually nice, considering I had someone to talk to on the way back.
People there were weird as shit and made me glad that I don't go to college.