I shall make a compound, that turns living cells into stronger "dead" cells.
It shall be viral in nature, but we need a name...
I dub it the T virus, because it shall be as strong if not stronger than Mr. T, i shall make a company that makes this virus, i shall make a logo for this company that is pleasing to the eyes, with the colors... Hmmm red and white, and put it on a logo that when it spins, it looks pretty to attract social and media attention. A spinning top wouldnt do... An Umbrella! That should work. Now to figure out a name for th... Aw the hell with it, make it easy. The Umbrella corporation.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG.
I fully support this.