How to make Justin Bieber sound INCREDIBLE

• Hiccup wrote on 2010-08-20 03:20
  CLICK vvvvvvvvv
  How to Make Justin Bieber Sound Incredible: Slow Him Down 800 Percent
  

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  You totally hate Justin Bieber, right, because you're a rebel, or whatever? That's just because you haven't listened to Bieber slowed down 800 percent. Now his new single "U Smile" is a 30-minute epic. And it sounds awesome. No, really.
  
  Courtesy of musician Nick Pittsinger, who used the free program Paulstretch, this is "U Smile" made slower. Like, a lot slower—eight times slower, to be exact. And all of a sudden the not-bad piano pop track sounds like the climactic score to some kind of historical epic, or Dead Can Dance, or, like, Animal Collective, or something. It sounds like the ocean, but, like, in heaven, man. Plus, it's 35 minutes long
  
  click link for song
  Someone needs to get that on Pure Moods V. You can download it here, for the next time you're super stoned and don't have the Gladiator soundtrack with you.
  
  And here's the original, for comparison
  [video=youtube;h0PMMk_jS9g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0PMMk_jS9g[/video]
  Update: Just to be clear: This is not a hoax! Some of you have been emailing to say that this is actually a track named "Echoes Across the Astral Wasteland" by a band called Photon Wave Orchestra. Well, it's not—speed up the track eightfold and you'll hear "U Smile" (really, you can hear the chords and lyrics to "U Smile" if you listen to the slowed-down track). And check the "released" date on Photon Wave Orcestra's site. I guess it's a counter-hoax? But either way: This is 35 epic minutes of Justin Bieber.
  
  Update 2: You can listen Photon Wave Orchestra's track sped-up here.
  
  [Hat tip to Big Hoos]

  
  
  Thanks to Rue for showing me this XD
• Kazuni wrote on 2010-08-20 03:22
  Holy ._.
• Cannibal wrote on 2010-08-20 03:25
  /afraid to listen.
• Hiccup wrote on 2010-08-20 03:26
  Sounds like an ocean and an angel ^~^
• Cannibal wrote on 2010-08-20 03:27
  Sounds like Enya.
• Serathx wrote on 2010-08-20 03:28
  I-I don't want to try... .-.
• Shirayuki wrote on 2010-08-20 03:31

  Quote from Bieber;131504:

  Sounds like an ocean and an angel ^~^

  
  
  That's what I thought too :O
• mewball wrote on 2010-08-20 03:32
  Internet downers are downing
• Hiccup wrote on 2010-08-20 03:33

  Quote from Shirayuki;131515:

  That's what I thought too :O

  
  
  Soooooo you admit you like Bieber?!?
• Serathx wrote on 2010-08-20 03:34
  I tried it, and holy shet that's actually....nice. Calming. \o/
• David wrote on 2010-08-20 03:36
  That actually sounds pretty cool.
• Skye wrote on 2010-08-20 03:50
  I listened to the first part of it, and it sounds...cool. :o
  I'd listen to the whole thing, but I need sleep so I can function at school tomorrow...
• Jihui wrote on 2010-08-20 03:52
  Sounds so calming. I'd listen to this to fall asleep. *w*
• Zxavier wrote on 2010-08-20 04:31
  How to make justin bieber tolerable:
  
  step 1. grab knives
  
  step 2. shapen until points are small enough to fit into a 3cm crevasse.
  
  step 3. clean out ears.
  
  step 4. proceed to jam knives in a stabbing motion into your ears.
  
  step 5. remove knife then place knife into your eyes. repeat the stabbing motion as stated in step 4.
  
  step 6. find desired cd.
  
  step 7. place cd into your audio player.
  
  step 8. pour yourself a glass of bleach.
  
  step 9. pledge your soul to satan.
  
  step 10. drink bleach.
  
  step 11. play audio track of justin bieber.
  
  step 12. you have now achieved tolerance of ****ty music.
  
  Have a nice day.
• Cannibal wrote on 2010-08-20 04:41

  Quote from Zxavier;131563:

  How to make justin bieber tolerable:
  
  step 1. grab knives
  
  step 2. shapen until points are small enough to fit into a 3cm crevasse.
  
  step 3. clean out ears.
  
  step 4. proceed to jam knives in a stabbing motion into your ears.
  
  step 5. remove knife then place knife into your eyes. repeat the stabbing motion as stated in step 4.
  
  step 6. find desired cd.
  
  step 7. place cd into your audio player.
  
  step 8. pour yourself a glass of bleach.
  
  step 9. pledge your soul to satan.
  
  step 10. drink bleach.
  
  step 11. play audio track of justin bieber.
  
  step 12. you have now achieved tolerance of ****ty music.
  
  Have a nice day.

  
  Marry me.