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Natural Harmonia Gropius wrote on 2013-12-01 01:39
A fat, drunk man who spies on your children and then breaks into your house in the middle of the night to give them a "gift." If that doesn't scream pedophilia I don't know what does. This man should be arrested before he has the chance to molest more children.
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Compass wrote on 2013-12-01 01:44
You can't arrest Santa.
He's the head honcho of the NSA
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GODZILLA wrote on 2013-12-01 02:15
What?
Santa is a great dragon that defended Monster Island over a millennia ago from the Pegacorn invasion. After countless battles, he finally defeated the beasts, and took as his prize the head of their leader. From the neck of the decapitated King Pegacorn spewed forth a torrent of sparkling ornaments that granted wishes. To commemorate, every year we give each other lavish gifts, and give thanks to Santa.
Human Santa sounds weird.
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Arsik wrote on 2013-12-01 02:24
You can't arrest Santa. D:
He'll just go down fighting instead of being arrested.
[video=youtube;jC4hJMpW2pM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC4hJMpW2pM[/video]
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RicochetOrange wrote on 2013-12-01 02:28
[video=youtube;CP1thwtnKtk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP1thwtnKtk[/video]
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SUNFLARE wrote on 2013-12-01 02:31
Didn't they arrest Santa and his Ninja elfs / Special Ops Recue him
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Ketchup wrote on 2013-12-01 07:00
Arrest the fat man.
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TLCBonaparte wrote on 2013-12-01 08:20
I feel a little sad about this, I know this is a joke but our values are so different now it's kind of depressing. Same with Mr Rogers would be considered creepy this day and age, boys aren't allowed to draw picture of guns... it's like everyone just lost their innocent :(
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Osayidan wrote on 2013-12-01 15:34
It would be a challenge...
http://vimeo.com/80313621
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Natural Harmonia Gropius wrote on 2013-12-01 15:51
Quote from TLCBonaparte;1174478:
I feel a little sad about this, I know this is a joke but our values are so different now it's kind of depressing. Same with Mr Rogers would be considered creepy this day and age, boys aren't allowed to draw picture of guns... it's like everyone just lost their innocent :(
Nah, Mr. Rogers is awesome.
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Odin wrote on 2013-12-01 22:30
Simply put, you could make a huge show of this but you might as well be fighting the war on terror.
The fact is that the santa clauses are real, and they are among us.
Thousands and thousands of them, each one with their own platoon of little people performing feats of sweatshop labor year-round to be unloaded off the shelves of walmart.
Good luck arresting them all if you can't even find them. Santa could plant deadly materials in every house in the country and kill us all in our sleep, and there's nothing we can do to stop it.
No door can keep him out when he can get into your house through the sewer vent because you're using modern appliances that do not use a chimney, and even bars on the windows won't keep you safe.
Gentlemen, Santa Clause could be the holiest terror the earth has ever known. Women and children alike would perish to his chocolates, while even the fiercest dogs and best trained warriors are mellow and docile in his presence as he floods the living room with the poison gases of artificial pine tree scent.
We must prepare for the coming invasion of Santa Clause. Every household must have an automatic surveillance system that cannot be disabled from within the household, and every military and police force in the globe must be mobilized to counteract this unprecedented threat.