First and foremost, she's forgiving. She doesn't blaspheme, and doesn't brag. She doesn't cuss, and her pants don't sag. Plus, she's a Christian American who shows her true swag, unlike those pathetic loyalists. Obviously she is perfect and flawless in every way.

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