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Airylin wrote on 2014-01-14 02:02
Not even joking :
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Osayidan wrote on 2014-01-14 02:12
Only option is to assassinate the president before his convoy arrives so you can still park.
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Airylin wrote on 2014-01-14 02:22
But then I'd have to get up early! My class isn't even till 3ish.
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Ketchup wrote on 2014-01-14 02:56
Quote from Osayidan;1187685:
Only option is to assassinate the president before his convoy arrives so you can still park.
Inb4 NSA knocks on your door.
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Splatulated wrote on 2014-01-14 03:03
Quote from Ketchup;1187700:
Inb4 NSA knocks on your door.
they cant touch him he resides in canada and has no idea where this event is taking place
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SlurpTASTY wrote on 2014-01-14 03:13
Quote from Splatulated;1187705:
they cant touch him he resides in canada and has no idea where this event is taking place
Ah, ignorance truly is bliss.
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Splatulated wrote on 2014-01-14 03:16
Quote from SlurpTASTY;1187708:
Ah, ignorance truly is bliss.
-rubs your slurpy belly-
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Syliara wrote on 2014-01-14 04:26
Quote from Splatulated;1187705:
they cant touch him he resides in canada and has no idea where this event is taking place
When has this stopped the US?
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Kingofrunes wrote on 2014-01-14 10:11
Quote from Nui;1187730:
When has this stopped the US?
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US Don't give a fuck where you live, they will hunt you down if it feels you are a threat to National Security. Anyways sorry to hear that President Obama stole your parking spot.
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TLCBonaparte wrote on 2014-01-14 16:34
You know what you could do? buy a purple dildo and put it at your parking spot and attach to a piece of paper asking the president to sign your dick.
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2014-01-14 16:49
Wonderful idea! Please do! That would be too cool.
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Fluffysheeps wrote on 2014-01-14 18:07
Quote from TLCBonaparte;1187891:
You know what you could do? buy a purple dildo and put it at your parking spot and attach to a piece of paper asking the president to sign your dick.
Lol seems legit
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Yoorah wrote on 2014-01-14 23:45
...until it gets suspected of being a bomb, resulting in an investigation and possible arrests?!
Exploding dicks are dangerous.
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Airylin wrote on 2014-01-15 00:00
Quote from Kingofrunes;1187846:
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US Don't give a fuck where you live, they will hunt you down if it feels you are a threat to National Security. Anyways sorry to hear that President Obama stole your parking spot.
;___; I walked to class in shame in the rain.
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TLCBonaparte wrote on 2014-01-15 00:45
Quote from Yoorah;1188008:
...until it gets suspected of being a bomb, resulting in an investigation and possible arrests?!
Exploding dicks are dangerous.
Yes, every year exploding dicks cause thousands of death, it is a real concern.