Chespin. Kickass little gopher thing. Pretty cool.
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[SPOILER="Chespin evolves into this."]
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Seriously. What the fuck even is that. It looks like a gopher swallowed a watermelon and got bashed over the head with a bat until it went cross-eyed.
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[SPOILER="Then it evolves into this."]
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Dear god. This is so awful. It's a freaky old man chipmonk with cactus arms wearing a turtle shell. [/SPOILER]
Here we have Fennekin. D'aw.. It's kind of cute if you ignore its head being twice the size of its body.
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[SPOILER="It evolved into this."]
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Holy hell that's awful. Look at that giant freaking ear hair. And there's a stick coming out its ass! Not to mention it's "skirt fur" reminds me of old grandma underwear.
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[SPOILER="Then it evolves again!"]
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Now it's an angry stick waving fox with chicken feet in a dress with explosive ear hair. Joy! Dear god this is bad.[/SPOILER]
Then we have Froakie. Oh my god. Most adorable thing in the whole generation.
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[SPOILER="Sweet! It evolves!"]
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Look at this sweet thing! Damn, he's suave as hell! He picks up ALL the ladies, AND kicks major ass. [/SPOILER]
[SPOILER="Whoa! It's evolving again!"]
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Damn, and I thought it couldn't get any better! Look at this! Motha' fuckin' frog ninja! That thing doesn't even bother taking names, it's too busy kicking every ass it can find. This is a true man's Pokemon, just look at it! Using its own tongue as a scarf. Do you know how badass you have to be to do that? [/SPOILER]