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HAHAHA SO FUNNY YOU ARE THE COMEDIC GENIUS OF THE CENTURY OH MY GOD YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO BE ON TV YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MORTAL MEN
Indeed the comedic effect produced by the synthesis of the nature of the metaphoric stench emitted as consequence of a situation involving these so-called "Blinkers" and the poetic rhyme of the replacement christening of said Blinkers with the phonetic sequence and sound produced thereof makes for a rather superb impact of both comedy with a touch of sophisticated wit!
Though may I point out with great displeasure one particular within your particularly flattering (or dare I say with a touch of sardonic "fly in the ointment") comment. The aforementioned statement with which I make reference being the misrepresentation of my character in calling me a "God". In such, you understand not the holy scriptures which do say,
"And when the people saw what Paul had done, they lifted up their voices, saying in the speech of Lycaonia, The gods are come down to us in the likeness of men. And they called Barnabas, Jupiter; and Paul, Mercurius, because he was the chief speaker. Then the priest of Jupiter, which was before their city, brought oxen and garlands unto the gates, and would have done sacrifice with the people. Which when the apostles, Barnabas and Paul, heard of, they rent their clothes, and ran in among the people, crying out, And saying, Sirs, why do ye these things? We also are men of like passions with you, and preach unto you that ye should turn from these vanities unto the living God, which made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and all things that are therein:" -Acts 14: 11-15
So you see, as the apostles were no gods, so am I, not a god.